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returntothepit >> discuss >> If ever something deserved to be flagged for best of Craigslist... by brian_dc on Jan 29,2009 7:50pm
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toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 29,2009 7:50pm
http://rochester.craigslist.org/mis/1013074276.html


To the woman who gambled and lost... - m4w - 38 (rochester downtown)
Reply to: pers-1013074276@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-29, 5:53PM EST


We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

I thought we had chemistry sitting at Dino Grill sharing that basket of Wings while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive.

I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat...

What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

I await your call,
Dan

P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 29,2009 7:59pm
"First dates are always a crap shoot."













LOL



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jan 29,2009 8:26pm edited Jan 29,2009 8:40pm



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jan 29,2009 8:34pm
AND this happened in Portland ME too...I call BULLSHIT!!!!!!!



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