After a much needed break, COMPOSTED is making a semi-triumphant, slight return on Saturday, January 31st at Club Oasis in Worcester to celebrate the release of our debut EP entitled "Sexual Transmission: Simplex Slam." Czech Republic's Cephalic Records is co-releasing the CD with our own start-up label, Gemini Multimedia. The brand new disc will be available for $6 at the show; every purchase will come with a free sticker, 2 buttons and a fancy-ass "Compostcard" (Get it? Fuck you). All designs and show flyer can be seen below! We will also have a very, very, very limited number of High On Kyrlon t-shirts in very few sizes available at the show!
This is going to be a very special evening, and as always COMPOSTED will be kicking up the retardation levels to an all-time high. Some of you will be pissed off...some of you will want to give us at least half a handjob at the end of the show...the only way to find out is to come to the show and get fucking silly.
*****and for ONE time only, I (Jim Fitzpatrick) will be available for hugs before our set. Not after, and definitely not during. (my hugs involve toungue, three fingers, and my cock)
i like the mirror thing.. when I go anywhere for vacation, i always look for beds with mirrors over them. I haven't had TOO much luck, but i found em in Miami, and in Vegas. Mirrors are great. My favorite thing to look at when a girl is on top of me is her back/dumper in the mirror. Unfortunately i don't think i will be getting any boonda at this show.
JK. Ya, i don't really do anything on the net besides post here, and research on drums/news/drugs. So internet slang is lost on me, i appreciate you explaining though.
but mark, if you worked the angle i was talking about your awkwardness would turn into something totally different... maybe a good deal better, or maybe a LOT LOT WORSE..
i went to this shithole last night. I talked to the owner about the show, he was all worried that it was going to be a rough crowd. I told him to supply cheap PBR or gansett tall boys and everything will be fine.
i went to this shithole last night. I talked to the owner about the show, he was all worried that it was going to be a rough crowd. I told him to supply cheap PBR or gansett tall boys and everything will be fine.
god i hope tam doesnts screw this up. i gotta go over this week to check out the sound set up too.
post by ScmFck at Jan 21,2009 11:25am
oh he will, we caught him watering down the house vodka last night...fuckin scumbag
I just read "delicious soft stool" while taking a bite of my samich... and had to take a moment to re-orient myself before continuing eating. Thank you.
right after I posted that I sprinted to the bathroom and evacuated a slimy green substance from my bowel, I made epic noises and stinks, apparently in a very popular bathroom on campus, there was more than one exasperated gasp from kids outside the stall, thank you baked beans and week old chinese food
right after I posted that I sprinted to the bathroom and evacuated a slimy green substance from my bowel, I made epic noises and stinks, apparently in a very popular bathroom on campus, there was more than one exasperated gasp from kids outside the stall, thank you baked beans and week old chinese food
I made a massive dogpile at work last night, the kind that leaves the peanut butter in the bowl. And then your body keeps trying to get rid of it even though there's nothing left in you.
Pam- after what you said in a Conservationist thread about buying anyone on this board a beer given the chance, you will have that chance to buy me one at this show! Matter of fact, i will also buy you a beer, so neither of us lose money, and we still feel like we did something nice.
Sean, I'm not sure if you noticed this, but that tranny left and came BACK IN with ANOTHER dude...one of the waiters said it was easily the 3rd or 4th client he/she/it had that night. Business is booming for chicks with dicks.
post by W3 nli at Jan 25,2009 3:34am
lol thats awesome im actually even more pissed she/he/it didnt want to sing happy birthday to elliot now. i mean if youre already making a buck and being a fatty at that then why not have some fun with it and sing happy birthday you tranny whore.
on a side note i still love the fact that jim wouldnt believe it was a tranny and then left after everyone agreed it was indeed a tranny.
Sean, I'm not sure if you noticed this, but that tranny left and came BACK IN with ANOTHER dude...one of the waiters said it was easily the 3rd or 4th client he/she/it had that night. Business is booming for chicks with dicks.
wow, I totally missed that. On top of being a tranny hooker, it must have been one hungry bitch.
I looked straight into the eyes of that demon and I'm pretty sure my soul was consumed. I'm surprised you missed that Dan, as she walked by us when we were on our way to the bathroom, haha.
oh don't start that shit. if you don't want to do it, fine, that's your choice, but its his choice to do it free of comment. and should we go through the previous threads full of you talking about smoking?
yeah, who am i kidding. we all have huge dicks. i mean come on, we got a black guy in the band. prepare to go down a hard road. five miles of hard cock.
post by Dave_Maggot at Jan 26,2009 4:51pm edited Jan 26,2009 4:54pm
i shouldve said rough road and hard cock. i fucking hate repeating words. i'm a bad writer. fuck!
post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 26,2009 4:52pm edited Jan 26,2009 4:53pm
little dick wick playin with his prick...doesnt the smell just make ya sick
So who's gettin down with me on some green shrub salad smokage at this??
well mr. anonypost, I for one will be smoking a plenty at this. I look forward to your unveiling.... actually wait, i'll totally forget this conversation by Saturday.
So who's gettin down with me on some green shrub salad smokage at this??
well mr. anonypost, I for one will be smoking a plenty at this. I look forward to your unveiling.... actually wait, i'll totally forget this conversation by Saturday.
besides that newcastle i have some ridonkulous outdoors you need to try
Fuck yeah, this shit's gonna be a goddamn sillyfest 2009 and beyond. Make sure you get silly for Horrif'diments too, as both sets will be full of silly.
So who's gettin down with me on some green shrub salad smokage at this??
well mr. anonypost, I for one will be smoking a plenty at this. I look forward to your unveiling.... actually wait, i'll totally forget this conversation by Saturday.
hey mr. extremely new to the interweb, thats gibbs from hivesmasher. youll get to know him very quickly...
So who's gettin down with me on some green shrub salad smokage at this??
well mr. anonypost, I for one will be smoking a plenty at this. I look forward to your unveiling.... actually wait, i'll totally forget this conversation by Saturday.
hey mr. extremely new to the interweb, thats gibbs from hivesmasher. youll get to know him very quickly...
i think we'll be getting to know mr. gibbs very well.
So who's gettin down with me on some green shrub salad smokage at this??
well mr. anonypost, I for one will be smoking a plenty at this. I look forward to your unveiling.... actually wait, i'll totally forget this conversation by Saturday.
hey mr. extremely new to the interweb, thats gibbs from hivesmasher. youll get to know him very quickly...
Wow, thank you so much. I wouldn't want to embarrass myself by not knowing a crucial scene members screen name.
the parking lot at this place is really awkward. it being across the street and all and filled with signs that warn you of the risk of getting towed.
yeah but that is the only real parking lot for that whole building. i believe that really applies to business hours. myself and countless other people have parked there countless times without ever having an issue.
he's right, i have this game called Worcester Zombies, its the most realistic game you'll ever play. you have to bring your own "controller" though, and by controller i mean assault rifle with unlimited ammo.
yeah man definitely. i'm not doing shiite either. if so give me a buzz around 7, that's when i get off the train. if not, i'll be home around 8, takes me about 50 minutes or so to walk.
Thanks! I really really want to come to most of this! You'll see me for Composted and Dysentery hopefully! Please make this start at like 8 so I can see more bands!
So is this in like uber ghetto Wootown? Or just standard ghetto Wootown?
nah, this is about 8 blocks from the ghetto
post by immortalNLI at Jan 31,2009 1:24am
God dammit. After waiting for so long for this show, I just ran into some financial troubles and I won't be able to make it. I'm fucking pissed. If there's any way someone can get me in for free let me know, otherwise I'm fucked.
if all goes according to plan i shall be attending this.. im driving from the south shore and have plenty of room in my car if any of you squeebs want to hitch a ride... get at me
God dammit. After waiting for so long for this show, I just ran into some financial troubles and I won't be able to make it. I'm fucking pissed. If there's any way someone can get me in for free let me know, otherwise I'm fucked.
I got you man. Get my number from the DriveBy guys and call me when you get there.
God dammit. After waiting for so long for this show, I just ran into some financial troubles and I won't be able to make it. I'm fucking pissed. If there's any way someone can get me in for free let me know, otherwise I'm fucked.
I got you man. Get my number from the DriveBy guys and call me when you get there.
God dammit. After waiting for so long for this show, I just ran into some financial troubles and I won't be able to make it. I'm fucking pissed. If there's any way someone can get me in for free let me know, otherwise I'm fucked.
I got you man. Get my number from the DriveBy guys and call me when you get there.
Can you pm me with it? Sam doesn't have it and Brian isn't answering. I don't have John's number.
I'm going to console myself by buying the UFC event tonight.
How the hell do you afford the $40 every week for MMA PPV.
We can't, but it's cheaper than a night out at a bar so that's how I justify it. Plus we just got our taxes back and I'm fucking sad I'm missing the show.
You're always welcome to come watch our expensive habit with us! When you're not going to Sick of it All.
I'm going to console myself by buying the UFC event tonight.
How the hell do you afford the $40 every week for MMA PPV.
We can't, but it's cheaper than a night out at a bar so that's how I justify it. Plus we just got our taxes back and I'm fucking sad I'm missing the show.
You're always welcome to come watch our expensive habit with us! When you're not going to Sick of it All.
LOL I might take you up on that offer one of these days.
I'm going to console myself by buying the UFC event tonight.
How the hell do you afford the $40 every week for MMA PPV.
We can't, but it's cheaper than a night out at a bar so that's how I justify it. Plus we just got our taxes back and I'm fucking sad I'm missing the show.
You're always welcome to come watch our expensive habit with us! When you're not going to Sick of it All.
LOL I might take you up on that offer one of these days.
I take an unnatural delight in playing hostess. I make snackies, vacuum, whole 9.
I'm going to console myself by buying the UFC event tonight.
How the hell do you afford the $40 every week for MMA PPV.
We can't, but it's cheaper than a night out at a bar so that's how I justify it. Plus we just got our taxes back and I'm fucking sad I'm missing the show.
You're always welcome to come watch our expensive habit with us! When you're not going to Sick of it All.
LOL I might take you up on that offer one of these days.
We'll be in contact. I want to see your new place and Michelle wants to steal your baby.
I take an unnatural delight in playing hostess. I make snackies, vacuum, whole 9.
Dave Maggot's karaoke rendition of Holy Diver was the funs.
post by reimroc at Feb 1,2009 9:05am edited Feb 1,2009 9:09am
i was completely hammered come composted and all i remember is noise and giggling after that. all the bands were great, merch was muy excellente. it was my first time hearing HYEO live and they blew my fucking mind. everyone blew my mind. it was all one gigantic mind EXPLOSION.
Show was awesome. One thing that kinda crawled under my skin though was I think it's just as gay to say "Hey guys, here comes the slam part" as it is to say "oh shit here comes a breakdown" which is what broken cross did a few times. That's just me though. Other than that the show was awesome and the drinks/food were relatively cheap and the bartender that wasn't the towelhead guy had a slammin ass.
Show was awesome. One thing that kinda crawled under my skin though was I think it's just as gay to say "Hey guys, here comes the slam part" as it is to say "oh shit here comes a breakdown" which is what broken cross did a few times. That's just me though. Other than that the show was awesome and the drinks/food were relatively cheap and the bartender that wasn't the towelhead guy had a slammin ass.
well they do seem to be more of a "deathcore" band then a straight metal band which would explain that.
Had a fucking Bee El A ES TEE...it was great seeing everyone. One of the most entertaining nights in a while. also we have a new NY Senate Gore Wrestling Champ!
Fun show... can't believe I escaped injury during Dysentery's set. Got a serious hangover headache right now.
I didn't even know you were there man...shoulda said hi
I meant to but I don't think I saw you after your set at all... it's a big place and I had a lot of beers, haha.... you may have seen me being an ass and jumping off the stage during Dysentery's set
Words cannot describe how fucking fun last night was. I could not have asked for a better time. Horrifying Condiments was received better than I had expected and I'm ecstatic that people dug it, especially when I got a huge fucking loogie planted right on my grill/up my nose at point blank range. Thanks to those of you who participated in the festivities, your work is appreciated thoroughly!
HYEO was sick; definitely can't wait until you guys have a bassist. Even if there were some sloppy parts, whatever. It sounded heavy as hell on that stage.
Psytoxia was ridiculous as always; Rock Lobster was easily the highlight of the set...that and Dave Maggot losing his shit, haha.
I only caught a few minutes of Broken Cross; hadn't eaten in 10 hours so I had to get food, but what I did hear was fun shit. I only wish Tom wore his beer costume on stage.
Hivesmasher sounded sick and grooved my face off. Exceptional shout out to HollaDaddy, Aaron.
Boarcorpse sounds better and better every time I see them, and the sound at this club did them justice. Now The Blackness Monster just has to learn all the songs DAMMIT.
And now for the Composted set...haha. I was really, really surprised that so many people got into what we did. I thought for sure that a lot of people were going to be legitimately pissed off that we did an entire set doing NOTHING but air instrumentation and random tomfoolery. I cannot thank everyone enough for having fun with us and smashing those 8 keyboards into utter oblivion. I promise that last night's set was the only time we'll do something like that, so if anyone WAS pissed about not being able to see us actually play, you won't have to worry. But either way, last night's set was Composted in its true form: absolutely fucking retarded.
Dysentery fucking KILLED. I didn't think they could top their set at NEDF but holy fucking hell, they filled that room with absurd amounts of slam. New material is fucking nasty. Drew fits in perfectly, as well as Blue's Les Paul. SASS SLAM.
Thanks to Tom (FIMS), all the bands and everyone who came out, this was a fucking blast and I really hope it happens again soon.
I'm still fucked up from whoever knocked me out during Dysentery's set. thanks to Yeti for brining me over to the merch area. I really appreciate that dude, even though i had no idea what you were saying haha. Also, thanks to Drew for the basic paramedic evaluation.
I'm still fucked up from whoever knocked me out during Dysentery's set. thanks to Yeti for brining me over to the merch area. I really appreciate that dude, even though i had no idea what you were saying haha. Also, thanks to Drew for the basic paramedic evaluation.
This show was indeed sillyfest and it ruled. All the bands sounded great, thanks to tom for putting us on, hello to all the random rttp'ers I met and didn't know it.
Dave repeatedly falling onto the stage made me laugh the whole night.
This show was indeed sillyfest and it ruled. All the bands sounded great, thanks to tom for putting us on, hello to all the random rttp'ers I met and didn't know it.
Dave repeatedly falling onto the stage made me laugh the whole night.
should have seen him outside with the camera talking about how he shit in a hamper once.
Haha, understandable. I'll be gone until mid-April, so perhaps after that we'll run into each other.
probably will
ps: great cd
post by SW at Feb 1,2009 2:54pm
awesome show. i broke my assbone from doing a cannonball off the stage during dysentery. good times. this was my first time seeing all the bands that played and they all did great. seeing everyone go apeshit during composted was hilarious. i'll try to make it to more "rttp" shows.
post by sacreligion at Feb 1,2009 3:19pm edited Feb 1,2009 3:19pm
i had a blast...sucks i had to miss hyeo, broken cross, and hivesmasher though. i got back from the lucky dog right when boarcorpse had started setting up.
all the bands were awesome, and i would gladly flail wildly to an air-guitared composted track at another show.
p.s. horrifying condiments is the most brilliant band in NE
HUGE thanks to Tom for bringing us out, we had an amazing time, also thanks to anyone who knows who tiny tim is
Hivesmasher blew me away, holy amazing batman
Horrifying and Composted did not disappoint, epicly ludicrous sets were epicly ludicrous
Dysentery was the best I'd ever seen them, so tight and so heavy
I wish I was able to see more of HYEO, Broken Cross and Boarcorpse, from what I saw/heard Empty Orchestra was pretty sick, unfortunately I spent all of Boarcorpse on the phone arguing with my girlfriend... ugh
also bummed that I didn't get to spend more time shmoozing with Mass peeps I never get to see, too much shenanigans not enough sleep the night before, wah wah wahhh
haha, amazing show. i clearly, visibly had a fucking blast haha. i had infinity beers. lost my pants. went so crazy for dysentery that i destroyed both my pants and my shirt in the process. got home at 3:30am. forgot to set my alarm for work at 5am. woke up 45 min late when i had to open the store, and i was still wicked hammered for work. i wish every show could be that awesome. thanks tom. thanks to all the bands. thank you ronnie james dio. that girl with the leather jacket was frigging bad ass. i cant remember her name cuz i was so drunk. but her and her friend were awesome people. fun fun times. i clearly love all my rttp peepz and if i could bro hug you all at once i would. word. haha
This show was so brutal.
So brutal that I am currently at the hospital diagnosed with pneumomediastinum. Just means that air escaped from my lungs into the tissue around my heart. Shit sucks but some hot bitch got to IV me.
maybe next time man. we just wanted to hit everyone hard and fast!
and you did. shit was intense. your guitar player then went on to convince me to buy a t-shirt by hitting on me telling me i'd look good in something skin-tight.
I'm still fucked up from whoever knocked me out during Dysentery's set. thanks to Yeti for brining me over to the merch area. I really appreciate that dude, even though i had no idea what you were saying haha. Also, thanks to Drew for the basic paramedic evaluation.
I'm gonna go kill myself now.
haha no problem dude, you definitely remember more than i do.