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returntothepit >> discuss >> faggot christians think the blessed whore is appearing in a windowpane at some hospital in springfield by goatcatalyst on Oct 1,2008 11:24pm
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toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 1,2008 11:24pm
Blah blah blah

OVENS

Blah blah blah



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Oct 1,2008 11:32pm
Tax the fucking churches. Let them pay their share if they want to have so much say in who we should vote for and dictate what a woman is allowed to do with her fetus.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 1,2008 11:40pm
Fifty bucks to whoever puts a brick or BB through that motherfucker.

Fuck! I can't even express my loathing and malice. My intolerant reich can't come soon enough!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 2,2008 7:33am
its insane enough to believe that mythical beings are appearing in various items, but the thing that gets me is, if these all powerful beings are trying to send messages to us humans, they wouldn't be appearing in potato chips, grilled cheese sandwiches, and hospital windows. if i was jesus i would appear in the middle of the Superbowl half-time show or something.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 2,2008 8:04am






toggletoggle post by MassOfTwoSlits at Oct 2,2008 8:41am

Springfield



toggletoggle post by MassOfTwoSlits at Oct 2,2008 8:41am

Milton Hospital



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 2,2008 8:42am
Looks like a DVDA scene to me.



toggletoggle post by MassOfTwoSlits at Oct 2,2008 8:43am edited Oct 2,2008 8:44am

Clearwater Florida



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 2,2008 8:50am
New headline: "Lots of random shit looks like Jesus," who also looks like a penis with hair and a halo.

Please, let us concentrate on the intelligent Christians. OH WAIT -- they're getting downshouted by the dogmatic, symbolist, retards. Awesome.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 2,2008 9:32am
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
intelligent Christians


Holy oxymoron part II.

I question the intelligence of anyone who worships a zombie back from the dead. That includes my own grandparents.




toggletoggle post by thebloodening  at Oct 2,2008 9:41am
it's probably the fumes coming from the shithole they call holyoke...clean up your town! Then the virgin mary wouldn't have to come hang out in a window



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 2,2008 10:19am
I repeat: fifty bucks to whoever smashes that fucking window.

Cunts



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 2,2008 10:24am
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
intelligent Christians


Holy oxymoron part II.

I question the intelligence of anyone who worships a zombie back from the dead. That includes my own grandparents.



I used to feel this way.

However, I think people need a unifying narrative to life, and absent science having a clue, people turn toward abstractions.

If viewed metaphorically, religion isn't bad at all, and if people were christians like Ralph Waldo Emerson or Johannes Eckhart, I'd be a Christian, too.

From a philosophical viewpoint, what is most important is how they structure their beliefs, not what they name it. I think it's telling that our founding Fathers were "Deists," which is a codeword for religious people who like God but think Jesus was a nutball.

Interestingly, the type of Christianity that isn't insane -- transcendental idealism, versus symbolic dualism -- tends to be the province of the above-120 crowd. The majority of the smart people I encounter are of this type, and the rest are dispassionate atheists.

Apply eugenics, and you get a smarter Christianity... well whoda thunk it.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 2,2008 10:33am
So, basically, people who believe in god, but not in the divinty of Jesus?
Aren't those called JEWS!!!




toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 2,2008 10:33am
So, basically, people who believe in god, but not in the divinty of Jesus?
Aren't those called JEWS!!!




toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 2,2008 10:33am
So, basically, people who believe in god, but not in the divinty of Jesus?
Aren't those called JEWS!!!




toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 2,2008 1:13pm
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
So, basically, people who believe in god, but not in the divinty of Jesus?
Aren't those called JEWS!!!


Hmm -- they might also fit in that category.

I describe myself as a Deist now, and it confuses people until I say, "You know, like George Washington an' shit"

Maybe they think I'm a crypto-Jew, and I'm coming to invade their banking systems with fiat capital. ZOMG



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Oct 2,2008 2:29pm
Conservationist said[orig][quote]


Maybe they think I'm a crypto-Jew, and I'm coming to invade their banking systems with fiat capital. ZOG


fixed



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 2,2008 3:22pm
you guys should read this book http://www.powells.com/review/2003_04_19.html

wicked funny.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 2,2008 3:22pm
you guys should read this book http://www.powells.com/review/2003_04_19.html

wicked funny.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 2,2008 3:22pm
you guys should read this book http://www.powells.com/review/2003_04_19.html

wicked funny.



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