I've been wicked busy being out of town.
what the heck happened here?

Trolls.

I'm confused.. did a girl join this site?

no but buck angel joined this site

Yes, I did. A little while ago actually but started posting today.

damn, the world has gone all reserve.
up is down
down is up
you say 'hi' when leaving and "good bye" when coming back.

Didn't mean to turn your world on its head.

*bzzt* correct answer is "wouldn't you say bad bye?"