Become my bride. Your memes are like sweet nothings whispered in my ear.

Still a teen!

I think somebody's jealous that he didn't ask first.

Yeah we already set a date.

September 27.

...not young enough

Subtract 10 then.

sloppy seconds

Flattery will get you nowhere.

It got you this far.

Who've I flattered here?

THEIR flattery got YOU this far. If you give things a second to settle in the brain it eventually makes sense.

No need to get snippy.

Don't let these dastardly men insult you, my darling swan princess.

My apologies. Good luck in all your future endeavors.

Merci, mon petit chou.

Le chou n'est pas aussi délicieux que moi.

Tu es drôle, mon ami.

Je pense que ridicule est le mot, mais les mercis.

De rien. Je n'ai pas pensé qu'il y a des personnes ici qui parlent francais. Quelle surprise.

Francophones, dans moi RTTP?

C'est plus probable que vous pensez!

bonjour niggers

This made me LOL.

Je rit beaucoup à ça.

J'ai pensé la même chose à vous. Shit' ; s a assez baisé vers le haut… de droit sur le tho.

Vule vu de ber?

How do you say "I hope you all get killed by superaids" in French?

J'espère que les superaids te assassinaient.

attn imbizilz: come to manchester for death metal party on Rockos saturday

I wish I still remembered all my endings and conjugations.

See? This is why the wedding is happening.

Snippy

I'm a sucker for conjugations so they stick with me. I love verbs.

I spent 2 years getting stoned behind the Votech during French in high school and two semesters reading a book in French in college.

French verbs can eat my cunt.

Heh

you took french in high school?? where the fuck was i? my girlfriend took it at quincy high too. i had no idea quincy high taught other languages.

I didn't go to Quincy High...

i wish i took something more beneficial towards my future other than fucking video production. lemme edit some rent money together. how bout i film up a car, fuck.

no not you

I'm in canada right now and I got lost walking the dogs (since every road starts with a V and all the houses look the same). I asked some kids where I could find carina's family's house. they had no clue what english was.

how the fuck did i come across this thread? who are you? where am i? mommy?

urdrunx

sorta. . .

the funny thing is, i had to think about that for a second. yes i am indeed drunk and i forgot i drank tonight cuz im sleepy

I used to know French, for like 11 minutes

more importantly, congratulations to the happy couple!

i am only familiar with one French phrase, and consequently its the only important one, Blut Aus Nord.

Dude TV class was the balls though!! That was the only class I never skipped.

You sure?

when i was a sophomore in high school i took tv productions, and when this weirdo in the class presented his final project, the only thing he used as a stage prop was the cassette tape insert to Deicide's Legion thumbtacked to the wall behind him. that might have been my first occurence with Deicide.

Je suis un canard gigantesque. Only French you'll ever need.

epic win

He just said that there's probably more french speaking people on RTTP than you'd think....epic?

tits or gtfo

wi wi, Pepe le pew mon ami, c'est la vie mano a mano las cervesas garcones.

RENE AUBERJONOIS

msd just wants to knock you up so he can sleep with your child

How dare you people insult my fiancee. We share a special bond that cannot be broken. Stop hatin'.

yep.

ahahaha