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returntothepit >> discuss >> Footjobs by archaeon on Jul 29,2008 6:50pm
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toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 29,2008 6:50pm
I don't understand them.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jul 29,2008 6:53pm
Easy. Instead of a hand to excite the nerves in the penis, a foot (usually two feet with the penis in between) will do it. Text book shit, khed.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jul 29,2008 6:53pm
Plus wait till a foot is touching your dick. That shit rules.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 29,2008 6:56pm
http://www.redtube.com/9650

theres so many better things to fuck



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jul 29,2008 6:57pm
I'm not saying I'm a fan of footjobs but they're like a novelty thing. GOTTA TRY THAT.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 29,2008 7:01pm
I hope that video involves a foot in someone's ass.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 29,2008 7:18pm
That would be footfucking silly man. Get your facts straight.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jul 29,2008 8:15pm
i'd take a golden shower before i let a foot near my prick



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 29,2008 10:23pm



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 29,2008 10:37pm
fenderwnt149 (11:30:42 PM): well shit
werewolfilicious (11:35:21 PM): hi
fenderwnt149 (11:35:43 PM): i saw the sexfeet
fenderwnt149 (11:35:47 PM): i must have them
werewolfilicious (11:36:32 PM): lol



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 29,2008 10:40pm
if i was god all women would have vaginas in there feet



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 29,2008 10:43pm
that would make pedicures interesting.. another establishment where asians can give happy endings.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 29,2008 11:02pm
great way to get athletes dick



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 29,2008 11:05pm
tough actin’ tinactin



toggletoggle post by markfuckingrichards  at Jul 30,2008 7:28am
I wish I could think of a good application for the word "pussyfoot" right now.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 30,2008 9:23am
archaeon said[orig][quote]
theres so many better things to fuck


FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU JESUSS CHRISST



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 30,2008 9:30am
Some people are really into feet and I so don't understand that. I think feet are kind of gross.



toggletoggle post by grizloch   at Jul 30,2008 9:59am
Im not a fan of hand or foot jobs, but I always hear that I just havent experienced a good one, but when your as adorable as I am, you dont need to settle



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 30,2008 10:31am
i do like feet but they have to be really nice and really clean. my ex had the cutest fucking feet, they were awesome to look at when they were on my shoulders.



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at Jul 30,2008 11:13am
I'm all about it... if your feet are titties.



toggletoggle post by markfuckingrichards  at Jul 30,2008 11:16am
I love feet too. But in sexy time I just hit them with hammers. That's how I do sexuals.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 30,2008 11:18am
grizloch said[orig][quote]
Im not a fan of hand or foot jobs, but I always hear that I just havent experienced a good one, but when your as adorable as I am, you dont need to settle


im with you on this one actually. personally im not a fan of giving hand jobs. i will but theres so many other things id rather be doing.. but as a female id rather feel a guys hands on me than most of his other body parts. as for foot jobs.. only done it once as a joke bc the kid was deathly afraid of feet. haha got a good laugh.. but we were both mostly repulsed.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 30,2008 12:42pm
yeah handjobs are only an initial gateway to everything has to offer. usually the hand goes down first, but its not for very long.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jul 30,2008 1:33pm
Handjobs are a fine art that few women can master and every man masters with his own dick.



toggletoggle post by mOe @ home at Jul 30,2008 1:35pm
haha, true...its possible to get a good HJ from a skilled woman



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jul 30,2008 1:45pm
I wonder where women get their degrees in Handjobbery.



toggletoggle post by grizloch   at Jul 30,2008 2:12pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
grizloch said[orig][quote]
Im not a fan of hand or foot jobs, but I always hear that I just havent experienced a good one, but when your as adorable as I am, you dont need to settle


im with you on this one actually.
on the being adorable part, or the hand jobs part?








jk, I know you meant the adorable part...



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 30,2008 3:19pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
I wonder where women get their degrees in Handjobbery.


are you interested in a PhD?



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 30,2008 3:21pm edited Jul 30,2008 3:22pm
grizloch said[orig][quote]
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
grizloch said[orig][quote]
Im not a fan of hand or foot jobs, but I always hear that I just havent experienced a good one, but when your as adorable as I am, you dont need to settle


im with you on this one actually.
on the being adorable part, or the hand jobs part?

jk, I know you meant the adorable part...

obveously



toggletoggle post by mOe @ home at Jul 30,2008 3:39pm
we're all cutiepiez



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jul 30,2008 3:40pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
I wonder where women get their degrees in Handjobbery.


are you interested in a PhD?


What's that stand for? Phallus Handling Doctor?



toggletoggle post by grizloch   at Jul 30,2008 3:48pm
"Phallus Handling Doctor?"

I swear to all that is holy if you dont make this into a song for Composted, Psytoxia will



toggletoggle post by grizloch   at Jul 30,2008 3:49pm
oh yeah and bowchickawowow!!!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jul 30,2008 4:02pm
Next up on the Composted menu:

Violated and Fryalated
Necronaut
Last Will and Testicles
Toddler Cobbler
Diaper Sniper
Escape From Cooter Cavern

and of course, PhD (Phallus-handling Doctor).



toggletoggle post by BSV at Jul 30,2008 4:08pm
yer all a bunch of vanilla poser perverts.



toggletoggle post by Infidelis on faptop at Aug 1,2008 12:12am
i got a footjob from my fine jailbait girlfriend 3 hours ago. quite libbly if I do say so myself.



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