http://www.oprah.com/tows/pastshows/tows_1999/tows_past_19991222_b.jhtml






LOL BECAUSE ALL KIDS KEEP 400 BUCKS WORTH OF LSD IN FOOD COLORING CONTAINERS FOR THEMSELVES.

haha these are all like everyday household objects. IF YOU HAVE PLASTIC BAGS YOU DO DRUGS.

i have razor blades and mirrors right next to the car antenna on my desk hmm i hope my parents dont get all suspicious of me now. my mother is an oprah fan.

10 Warning Signs Around the House

There are things all around your home that a child can use for drugs.

Clue#1 - Aluminum Foil
Aluminum foil can be used to make a pipe for smoking marijuana.

Clue #2 - Faucet Screen
If you notice that your water pressure has changed drastically, you might want to check to see if the screens are there. The screens can be used to smoke marijuana and other drugs.

Clue #3 - Food Coloring
If you notice bottles of food coloring missing, they may be used to store LSD. The bottle serves as a disguise and a dispenser.

Clue #4 - Toilet Paper Rolls
One way to disguise the smell of marijuana is to exhale into an empty toilet paper roll stuffed with a fabric softener sheet.

Clue #5 - Razorblades and Mirrors
Razorblades and mirrors can be used for snorting cocaine.

Clue #6 - Laxatives
Heroin can cause constipation, so if you find a lot of laxatives it may be a sign of heroin use.

Clue #7 - Pens
Marijuana pipes can be stored inside a pen.

Clue #8 - Car Antenna
Car antenna can be hollowed out and used to smoke dope and crack.

Clue #9 - Soda Can
A crushed can with an extra hole punched in it can be used for smoking dope.

Clue #10 - Plastic and Wax Bags
Heroin, marijuana and cocaine are packed in small plastic bags.


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Fucking A! Pens! I never thought of that. Thank you Oprah. I'll be way less paranoid driving now. I just have to find a pen big enough to hold my glass piece.

hahaha, I totally stole my parent's faucet screens in highschool.

add to that list

Clue # 11 - GLASS TUBES WITH LITTLE FLOWERS IN THEM, OR LITTLE PLASTIC FLOWER all over the place

Clue # 12 - little pieces of copper wire, called Chore Boy used as a filter in clue # 11

Clue # 13- baking soda keeps going down in quantity, used to cook cocaine

Clue # 14 - spoons missing, used for cooking and preparing drugs

Clue # 15 - lots of used bic lighters

i think they meant those highlighter bowls. not pens.

some parents are actually going to forget that they've purchased all of those household items and assume their kid is doing drugs because oprah said so.

the first thing on the list should've been:

1) lungs. they can be used to smoke things. if your child is breathing, he or she can smoke marijuana.

NUMBER 1 Clue! Someone has been in your stash and your pipe is missing!

HAHAHA pens??? i thought it was cancer and heart disease. fuck ill be sure to watch out for those pens. maybe it's a typo and you ment penis??

Clue # 15 - lots of used bic lighters

hahaha. i have a whole drawer of them. and since when can you fit a bowl in a pen. ive never seen a bowl piece small enough to store in a pen. im thinking they meant that kids use pens as part of a homemade bong. that makes sense.

Clue #1 . . . your kid is black.

Great.

All we need is the well-intentioned, pluralistic Nanny State checking us all for drugs.

It's like we've got thousands of bigger problems, but let's worry about drugs and MP3 downloading.

Oprah, you whore.

OMG MY KID'S ON THE DOPE

Is there anything you can't fit pluralism into?

If something's the root cause of many wrongs, won't it fit into bitching about many different details?

Durrrrr....

hahahahahahahaha

They forgot apples. duh.

"Pluralism killed my father, and raped my mother!"

Holy shit! That huge pen is the ballz. Good form finding that pic.

This funny mostly because somewhere there is some Oprah zombie mother who is giving her son the evil eye because she thinks there's an unaccounted for Ex-Lax pill missing from the medicine cabinet that points to his heroin use.

Meanwhile this kid probably smokes up like a fiend at his friend's house after school, has a twice a day internet porn habit, and hides his drugs in (too diabolical for Oprah to even concieve) a shoe box under his bed.