i miss my bed. im doing laundry. listening to flogging molly on my ipod. i want pizza

and drunk

I ate pizza at home in my bed while flogging my wolly over dirty laundry. It's like opposite world with us right now haha.

are you house sitting children? because i heard something about children being lulled to sleep by composted's phallus palace. perhaps you could growl them to sleep

no children, but theres a very cute but annoying new kitten. its hyper active, and has to stay in the room i sleep in. needless to say i havent slept in days. thank god i get to go home today.

Sodomize the kitten. Problem solved.