http://wbztv.com/slideshows/smartest.dogs.breeds.20.695791.html
some dogs don't just look retarded, they are retarded.

I already disagree with this list. Maybe i just have a super beagle!

Actually they missed one, as far as smart dogs. The Pitbull (American pitbull terrier) or the American Staffidshire Terrier ( a mix of a pit and a bull mastiff, basically an 85lb. pitbull) are often forgotten because of their stigma, but ARE in fact one of the smartest dogs.
Along with being the only dog that smiles when it is happy. I know I own 3

I grew up with a Scottish Terrier who was a frickin' GENIUS.

I miss Sandy, I think about her every day.
Sparky was awesome too.

all dogs can be smart or dumb. A lot of the pure breed dogs are getting stupider (re: goldens and chocolate labs) cause of inbreeding. Mutts are the only way that we are going to get/keep smart dogs.

As for #1: border collie that's pretty true. they aren't smart in the same way that poodles are. they are smart in that it's bred into them to follow orders. out of the box, they will herd sheep for you and listen to sheep herding commands even if they have never heard them before. my dad has one. his gets all excited, rolls on her back and pee archs in the air... then when you step back, she jumps up and whips you with her pee-soaked tail.

but #whatever: the sheltie are basically border collies. they are bred to follow instructions for dog shows. amazing stuff. they are also genetically programmed to pee on my leg.

#2: poodles. they are smart in a creepy way where you know that there is just something more going on in there. and then you turn your back on them and they start picking locks and writing up email-scams. their english isn't perfect... but it gets grannies to send them cash.

My father had an irish setter (who most people say are an unintelligent breed) that he raised from a puppy, and he had a million stories about how smart that dog was.

Years later my parents got another irish setter who is.... although I love him to death... a big dumb oaf.

Kain and P.I.T.A

P.I.T.A, smiling.

Diamond.
Both Diamond and P.I.T.A were rescues.

I like PITA. Looks like cookies and cream.

Goldens may rank smarter than Labs, but (except for some instances) Goldens are pussies. My Labs will launch willingly into icy water to retrieve a bird -- Goldens are afraid to get their pretty fur wet.

both doggies are adorable.

Those are some handsome dogs.

Actually there are 3. Kain is at the top with PITA as a puppy and Diamond is at the bottom. The are both brindle and look alot alike accept when in person. Kain has about 30morelbs then diamond.
And as for the little Pain In The Ass she is part pit and part Australian cattle dog. The little shit thinks everyday is circus day. Sits on the back of my recliner, like a cat. Can jump from a stand still to just about over my head. She's nuts. But then again she is still a puppy.

all dogs go to heaven.

Andy: look at a red golden if you want a non-pussy. a lot of the yellow goldens are pussy show dogs. I assure you that my goldens would have kept up with a lab since my dad uses them to hunt ducks. red goldens = hunters, yellow goldens = show.
the only thing is that labs fur is shorter/better for water since its short.

rob: you kept their ears which make them look soo much better. dobbies, boxers, and pitbulls unlike dicks look so much better uncut.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt...%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Dactive%26sa%3DN

damnit

My Toy Fox Terrorist, Basil Veadtuck Adams, is brilliant yet rude as all heck... and very portable. Beautiful hounds, Rob.

Yea I hate pit's with there ears cut, another part of there stigma. They only did that because of fighting, so the other dogs don't have something to grab. Now most of the fucking stupid asses do that to make them look more intimidating. plus it's fucking crewl.

labradoodle death from above!

my brother's dogs

I'm gonna make me a terrifying golem out of discarded foreskins and cropped puppy-dog ears n tails.

truth salom

my dad's border collie


my dad's merema

my dad's black lab mix (he had some sort of stroke so one side of his face was droopy and then shrank, but came back)

thar be no dog dumber than my mom's cairn terrier.

yes! sharky the shark dog is my hero

but a greyhound for a tuxedo would be best.

so lets prepare these dogs,

kill 2 for matching clogs!

see my vest, see my vest, see myyy veeest.

see my loafers? former gophers.

i want a molosser...

this is my kind of dog.

Holy shit that thing looks like it's on fucking 'roids. little fucker looks like he could pull my truck!
looks like a cross between a bulldog/rotty/pit.

yep check moloss world and shit. very cool stuff.

ill take a moloss or a sick brindle pit...maybe a malamute if it wasnt for all that damn hair.

You'll get to meet my brindle pits in a week and a half! Though you can't take 'em home with you.

i will grab one at the end of the summer i have a good breeder in mind...gonna name 'em zappa.

Bassett hounds arent so much dumb as they are lazy. they just dont care.

Corgis were missing from their list. they are really good herding dogs and usually are very smart.

there is a difference between "good" and "the best". this is a "the best" list... not honorable mention time.

a story about a dog ass-leaking all over a car:
http://g35driver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212883

im just biased about Corgis as they are the cutest dogs ever. im so gonna have one and let it perch on my shoulder and carry it everywhere =^_^=

KeKeKeKeKeKeKeKe

wait, I've seen that movie before.

my german shepherd is indeed the shit. the dachshund is awesome, too, but he's kind of neurotic. he does know how to get what he wants, though.

hahaha.



kekeke indeed.


Corg rush!

I want 85 Pembroke Welsh Corgis. Fucking most adorable dogs ever.

looks like a motorhead album cover

my friends boyfriend has a german sheperd that I want so bad, such an awesome dog, very smart, very well trained fun to play with

I said there are exceptions -- there's a guy that runs 2 goldens at one of the hunt clubs I retrieve at and his dogs both have their Master Hunter certificates and handle very well. I have 2 British yellow labs, so I am not looking for any more dogs -- my hands are full with training these 2! I like labs -- they are kind of like the 4WD version of a dog.

Sounds like your dad and I should hang out this fall.

i have a brit golden and a two weimaraners. the weimars are unreal in the woods, excellent speed, and agility-- but i have never seen an animal swim like my brit golden..shit will fucking dive bomb off rocks to retrieve waay out.

yeah ours is pretty much ideal. she even gets along great with the kittens.

Labs

Yep, corgie's are dominant. Here's my little buddy.

whoops...

whoop whoop

there is a tri-color corgi puppy at the pet store in newtonville and its the cutest tri-color i have ever seen. off the wall cuteness!

Yeah, my dog Otis was shipped in from Wichita, KS. He's the runt-o-the-litter, so he's half the size of a regular corgi.

Fuck that.. My parent's have a Mastiff and he's not dumb. He's pretty smart.

YES... thats an awesome picture. so adorable.

i got a puggle back in november cute as fuck, and not dumb persay but can be stubborn and a total kiss machine. i hate golden retrivers every one i have met is fuckin psycho. and pitbulls are the best love em to death!

Haha. Thanks rev, those are my dogs. Winnie (left) was adopted from NC, she's a supposed corgi mix, but we are skeptical. And Toby (right) is the real deal, Pembroke Welsh. I have delusions they are my children, since I never plan on breeding humans. She is 1 and a half, and he will be 5 this year. I was suprised corgis weren't on the smartest breeds. Toby is extremely attentive and understands lots of words. He has a true smile also. Your labradoodle gave me new respect for them, its a best of both worlds type mix. Your brother's doberman was impressive, its such a good thing to adopt and or rescue than to support puppy mills in any way.

yo, email me and I'll send you a lot more pictures.

Haha. Thanks rev, those are my dogs. Winnie (left) was adopted from NC, she's a supposed corgi mix, but we are skeptical. And Toby (right) is the real deal, Pembroke Welsh. I have delusions they are my children, since I never plan on breeding humans. She is 1 and a half, and he will be 5 this year. I was suprised corgis weren't on the smartest breeds. Toby is extremely attentive and understands lots of words. He has a true smile also. Your labradoodle gave me new respect for them, its a best of both worlds type mix. Your brother's doberman was impressive, its such a good thing to adopt and or rescue than to support puppy mills in any way.

like I said right above this, email me and I will send you some more pictures
I took like a lot that day.

i miss my dog, near the end he rocked a doggie wheelchair so hard

yeah, we took my brother's dog to see the other dog and family that had to give her away.

Sorry for the double reply, never posted with the sidekick before. I will hit you up. I also like to exploit my dogs for album artwork and myspace pics, example here:



and here

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