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returntothepit >> discuss >> Rich assholes annoyed when dolphins watch them screw by DestroyYouAlot on Feb 22,2008 5:16pm
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 22,2008 6:06pm
haha ... "voyeuristic dolphins"



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 22,2008 6:59pm
I hope the dolphins figure out how to break the windows and drown everyone on board the submarine.



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Feb 22,2008 8:45pm
“Dolphins are easily excited when they sense people making love"

THIRD EYE HAS BEEN SQUEEGEED



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 8:51pm
tika?
I need one of those!



toggletoggle post by Grizloch   at Feb 22,2008 9:17pm
"The best solution was to block the dolphins out with a set of curtains, he said."

so is that like... regular sex



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Feb 22,2008 9:36pm
you know that at some point, somewhere, at some time, someone fucked a dolphin right in the blowhole.



toggletoggle post by Grizloch   at Feb 22,2008 11:53pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]
you know that at some point, somewhere, at some time, someone fucked a dolphin right in the blowhole.
and there are videos, and MSD has them



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:53pm
[Intro: Don Gargon] - {*best guess at what he says*}
Now dis one dedicated to de man dem call MacGyver (bo!)
And all double-oh-seven James Bond man 'e from de area (gunshot, gunshot)
Maximum respect to de man dem call Ice Cube (bo! bo!)
And a bust a deuce-deuce or trey-eight bout to get WICKED!

[Verse One]
One, two, three and I come with the wicked
style and you know that I'm from, the wicked
crew, act like you knew
Cause I got everybody jumpin to the voodoo, kick it
Wicked, rhymes, picket, signs
While me and the Mob gotta trunk fulla 9's
Play ya and I'll slay ya
I got thug-made dough by the ha-ir
Ready to BUCK BUCK BUCK and it's a must
to DUCK DUCK DUCK before I bust
Lookin for the one that did it
but like En Vogue, no you're never gonna get it
Cos I'm the one with the fat mad skills
and I won't choke like the Buffalo Bills
Sittin at the pad just chillin
cause Larry Wilkins just got two million, oh what a feelin
So shake that nigga and pass me the pill
and I'll slam dunk ya like Shaquille O'Neal
Like it, dig it, maybe and watch that ass get ???
Kick it cause I get wicked

Chorus: Don Gargon (can't translate)

[Verse Two]
Won't say nuttin, just listen
Got me a plan to break Tyson outta prison
Come my way and get served
Still got a duece that'll bunny hop the curb
Nappy head, nappy chest, nappy chin
Never seen with a happy grin
Show the fat foul cause I'm down
Take a look around
and all you see is big black boots steppin
Use my steel toe as a weapon
Kick ya and flip ya, now they want to
label this nigga, tape with the sticker
Kickin out girls that's nicety
Yo, I gotta body count like Ice-T
From here to New York
I get skins and ain't talkin bout pork
Swine, pig, dick
Listen to the flow of a so-called negro
who didn't know I was funky as Wilson Pickett
Dig it cause I get wicked

Chorus: Don Gargon (can't translate)

[Verse Three]
People wanna know how come
I gotta gat and I'm lookin out the window like Malcolm
Ready to bring that noise
Kinda trigger happy like the Geto Boys
April 29th was power to the people
and we might just see a sequel
cos police got equal pay
A horse is a pig that don't fly straight
Doin Darryl Gates but is Willie Williams
down with the pilgrims
Just a super slave
We'll have to break his ass up like Super Dave
I'm wicked enough to board this
Cos now it's on to the fullest
Gorilla straight from the mist
But I don't miss when it comes to this
Bring the yellow tape
The white cape, cause I'm so straight
Thru with the picket signs, take his job and stick it
Bigot, cause I get wicked




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:54pm
where the fuck is MSD?
I also read this really quick and thought it was about richhorror



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Feb 23,2008 12:02am
It might as well be. If dolphins had hair he'd blow some mustard right into it.



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