I'm on my second 24oz coffee. I think at #100 time as you know it slows down.

wasn't that a Futurama episode?

bingo. in the future, most people are on fire.

I need to get one of those little personal coffee makers for my desk.

looks like someone has a case of the mondays.

moondays

I made it to 100 cups @ 24oz today!

i don't believe in coffee.

caffeine is a lie

only depressants are real

Yeti said:

seriously... who needs coffee when you've got

Caffeinated Tales
Juan Valdez' Return
To Maxwell House Therion
Decaf Serenades
Into the Percolator
Cold Cup
Arabica/French Roast

opus

did you really drink 100 cups? I thought I drank too much coffee.

I like to masturbate on womens faces. COFFEE!!!!!

i know it's not celtic frost, but...

PERCOLATE TO KILL MYSELF!

FREE COFFEY!

I passed 200 a couple says ago.
"enjoying" 2003 right now.

oops 203.

*plays descendents*

I WANT SOME MILK
MY COFFEE GOES COLD
I WANT SOME MILK
I SHOULD'VE BEEN TOLD!

oops to a couple "says" ago too.
PWNED!

Mug Mug Mug
Coffee Mug
Gonna Clear Away The Haze
Liquid Proof
That I Can Win This Race
Coffee Mug
The Grip That Keeps Me Tall
My Inter-Link
Keeps Me Questing All
I Don'T Need No Booze Or Drugs
I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug
And I Don'T Need Your Kiss And Hug
I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug
They Haven'T Banned
My Liquid Drug Of Choice
There'S Too Many Hooked
And They'Ve Got Too Much Voice
So For The Moment
We'Re All Pretty Good To Go
With 98 Cups
With 98 More To Go
I Don'T Need No Booze Or Drugs
I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug
And I Don'T Need Your Kiss And Hug
I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug
Here A Bean, There A Bean
Everywhere A Mean Mean
Bean Chug - A - Lug - O - My
Coffee - Mug, Mug, Mug, Mug, Mug

or for you Germans out there

Tasse Tasse Tasse Coffee Mug Kaffee-Haferl Gonna Clear Away The Haze Gonna Frei weg der Dunst Liquid Proof Liquid Beweis That I Can Win This Race Das kann ich dieses Rennen gewinnen Coffee Mug Kaffee-Haferl The Grip That Keeps Me Tall Der Grip das hält mich hoch My Inter-Link Mein Inter-Link Keeps Me Questing All Hält mich alle Quests I Don'T Need No Booze Or Drugs Don'T Ich benötige keinen Schnaps oder Drogen I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug Ich habe gerade tuckern-A-Lug-O mein Kaffee-Haferl And I Don'T Need Your Kiss And Hug Und ich Don'T Need Your Kiss and Hug I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug Ich habe gerade tuckern-A-Lug-O mein Kaffee-Haferl They Haven'T Banned Sie Haven'T verboten My Liquid Drug Of Choice Meine Liquid Drug Of Choice There'S Too Many Hooked Es gibt zu viele Hooked And They'Ve Got Too Much Voice Und They'Ve bekam zu viel Stimme So For The Moment Also für den Moment We'Re All Pretty Good To Go We're all Pretty Good To Go With 98 Cups Mit 98 Cups With 98 More To Go Mit 98 more to go I Don'T Need No Booze Or Drugs Don'T Ich benötige keinen Schnaps oder Drogen I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug Ich habe gerade tuckern-A-Lug-O mein Kaffee-Haferl And I Don'T Need Your Kiss And Hug Und ich Don'T Need Your Kiss and Hug I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug Ich habe gerade tuckern-A-Lug-O mein Kaffee-Haferl Here A Bean, There A Bean Hier ein Bean, dort ein Bean Everywhere A Mean Mean Überall einen Mittelwert Mittelwert Bean Chug - A - Lug - O - My Bean tuckern - A - Lug - O - Mein Coffee - Mug, Mug, Mug, M Kaffee - Kaffeetasse, Kaffeetasse, Tasse, M

Free coffee and ice cream just about almost made that meeting I sat through bearable, oh wait, not really.

i get free shitty coffee at work. i guess i appreciate that.

ich möchte eine Tasse Kaffe

I'm sipping on cup number 400 right now.

i get free coffee at work too but i dont drink coffee. gay.

yeah, you are gay. at least that's what google chrome tells me.

we have this stupid machine at work. these thigs suck because it only gives you a premeasured amount

these are the cartridges it uses

this thing probably costs more than my truck

i would not survive the morning without free coffee

yeah, i get nasty headaches if i try to skip a day

I've skipped days... but it's more if I skipped a work day, I would be unhappy.

I drink hot chocolate instead, therefore I'm even gayer.

no what is gayer is that you sing a little song to your self as you make the hot coco and you finish the song just as you grate some white chocolate onto of the whipcream.

At the Coolidge I get free popcorn, soda, coffee, hot chocolate, etc all the time! (if you ever stop by the Coolidge and I'm working, you get free popcorn as well!)

i too don't drink cups of hot brown liquid filled with white man-cream.

they have one of those coffee machines here at my job too...i have to try and not have more than one or two a day

sipping on 501. tastes better then jeans with a button fly.

sipping #600

sipping #700

you keep track of all your coffees? wierdo.

i miss coffee...i'd love a non fat white mocha...but caffeine passes into breast milk..so i don't drink it. i might break down one afternoon and get a half decaf right after pumping..

this thread is giving people the wrong idea,
you all STILL owe me money

Funny that this thread got bumped, I'm having free coffee at work today. I plan on consuming over 5 cups to mimic the sensation of a coke high.

Rev, I have 3-5 cups at work. What do you average?

Caffeinated Are the Sick
Earl Shades of Grey
...eh fuck i got nothing

as you approach infinity...time will become slower and slower...
.........

I ain't got no coffe right now

Don't you work near Chinatown? Run by the combat zone and score some yack.

I was way too selfish to do that. I have formula babies!

I work as a line cook at a cafe that roasts coffee. Double shot on ice lil milk. Bam

2 24oz

wrong. that happens at 100 cups. but it didn't happen. screw you guys since no one was on fire.

fUCK THIS THREAD

(We're outta coffee.)

drink more if you're gonna count.

I hit 800 at 1pm yesterday.
just finished 801.

here's to hoping there is a jagged metal Krusty-o at the bottom.

I wish there was a place in New England where I could get a filling breakfast and fast. Coffee and donuts gets old so fast. I miss chicken biscuits.

I hit 900 at 1pm yesterday.
now 901 is on my plate.

i need mother fucking coffee right motherfucking now thanks for reminding me.

Free green mountain french roast ftmfw.

the coffe @ my work is pure garbage

Old school: thinking of something funny to say.

New school: repeating a media meme others agree is funny.

RETARDED

Rev, you should know better. Surely you've got more creativity, etc. than that?

Fuck, I'm having trouble finding coffee in this city. It's like...nobody sells it.

Quitting caffeine was one of the better decisions I've made lately. Unfortunately, my body seems to have forgotten how process bile.

I've partially quit drinking soda and only have about 1 a week now.

But quitting caffeine? fuck that, that's the only high I can get at work. helps me fuckus.

Semen is better.

Hi guys can you direct me to the download section of Anus.com please I need to Download Immolation and Beherit because that's all the site says is good thanks

i have just about totally eliminated soda from my diet, i never really drank it anyways, but now it's probably 1 every few months, and it's only ever root beer.

i don't really intake caffeine either, but right around 2:30 i'll have some form of chocolate, i get pretty sleepy right around then. but that's it.

2:30 yeti PMS.

I stopped drinking soda like 15 years ago.

Soda is gay.

decendents reference wins

sipping on cup 1001 right now.

We have starbucks at work, which is terrible. But I drink it because it's free.

Also, if you shake soy milk up really hard—especially if there's only a little left in the carton—and put it in the microwave, it froths really well.

Also also, soda is like coffee for obese women.

I hope you're not complaining. The coffee maker in our break room is usually moldy. I would freakin love to have free Starbucks here.

ONLY STOMPING THE BEANS YOURSELF IS REAL.

sipping 1101 right now.

i drink coffee when i telemarket. this is usually in between passing joints and bongs with co workers.