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returntothepit >> discuss >> i went to a wild party last week by Dr. sphincto on Sep 22,2007 1:20pm
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toggletoggle post by Dr. sphincto at Sep 22,2007 1:20pm
So last friday my buddy decided to throw a party and invited a good number of ppl including me and lucy.
So i get to the party and everyone there is in a toga. So i put down my cooler and take out 2 40oz and a big bottle of das jagermeister.

Soon before i know it the bottle of das jager is empty, cuz lucy drank it all and was completely shattered to the point where she passed out. And woke up puking on 2 of my friends, herself, and my friend's couch.

I was drunk too after 4 beers. No i'm not a lightweight I was just on an empty stomach.
You guys ever get drunk and start hiccupping cuz that was me.
I called lucy the next day and it turns out she blacked out and doesn't remember much of the party



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Sep 22,2007 2:50pm
Maybe there was a ruffie involved and someone anally penetrating her.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Sep 22,2007 11:14pm
lets not talk about ruffie's or whatever that was in the drinks i had.



toggletoggle post by sever nli at Sep 23,2007 1:33am
yay ruffie ftw



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Sep 23,2007 3:55am
WOW! YOU'RE SO COOL!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 23,2007 8:30am
not so xax and ruffie.



toggletoggle post by Dr. sphincto at Sep 23,2007 9:36am
no ruffies were involved



toggletoggle post by hyper_sludge at Sep 23,2007 9:38am
could've been worse. at least the awful waffle was avoided



toggletoggle post by tylerl  at Sep 23,2007 10:50am
drunk hiccups suck



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Sep 23,2007 11:42am
Dr. sphincto said:


I was drunk too after 4 beers. No i'm not a lightweight I was just on an empty stomach.




lightweight



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood   at Sep 23,2007 11:57am
atthehaunted said:
Maybe there was a ruffie involved and someone anally penetrating her.


i can see why that would be distressing.
rrrrrrrrrrrrrruffies have rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrridges



toggletoggle post by iren_the_viking   at Sep 23,2007 5:27pm
that was the lamest story ever.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 23,2007 7:45pm
Tell you what....I fucked L00cy that night and she moaned like a dog in heat, drunk as hell of course.

Don't believe me? She has a small "inny" mole on the inside of her left thigh.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 23,2007 7:47pm
I kept staring at it...the light was uber low but I could sure as shit see that mole.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 23,2007 7:47pm
Was a great party BTW.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Sep 23,2007 7:52pm
iren_the_viking said:
that was the lamest story ever.


Agreed 100%.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 24,2007 8:02am
I heard Lucy got shitfaced one time and bought a pair of flip flops from American Eagle.

What a debacle.



toggletoggle post by Dr. sphincto at Sep 26,2007 5:21pm
You guys weren't at this party, pussies.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Sep 26,2007 6:09pm
Spending a quiet evening doing something other than getting shit faced at a party makes one a pussy?
I'm the biggest pussy alive, for I've never been to a party. The only one I got dragged to, I left after 5 minutes and walked home.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 26,2007 6:42pm
i have some wonderful etchings of a bridge you could look at.



toggletoggle post by omg at Sep 26,2007 6:51pm
story of 2007



toggletoggle post by SinisterMinister at Sep 27,2007 1:19am
Where is the point of this story?
"I went to a party and the chick I thought I was going to sleep with drank all my booze and puked."

W-O-W!



toggletoggle post by MikeGiallo at Sep 27,2007 7:02am
iren_the_viking said:
that was the lamest story ever.


Tyler and I finally agree on something.



toggletoggle post by MikeGiallo at Sep 27,2007 7:08am
Last party I went to me and this little girl passed out completely naked on the bathroom floor. Then we woke up the next morning covered in puke, don't know whose puke though. It smelled like Honey Combs. Then we did lines and took a shower and I went to work.

Now that's a party.

Oh, and the party before that I was fucking my friend's girlfriend while he went out to get Wendys and he came back and walked in the room so I just apologized and left the room embarrassed, though he didn't seem to care. Later on he told me after I left the room he fucked her doggy style while she puked all over the kids bed.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Sep 27,2007 8:28am
now thats a story you didn't need to find five dollars for.



toggletoggle post by C.DEAD at Sep 27,2007 8:52am
Thanx Mike, now thats being a fucking shitbag! You totally pwned it!




toggletoggle post by MikeGiallo at Sep 27,2007 9:56am
Haha thanks, I do what I can.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Sep 27,2007 10:01am
Moral of the story: don't brag about parties on RTTP unless they're truly ridiculous.



toggletoggle post by C.DEAD at Sep 27,2007 10:07am
sinistas said:
Moral of the story: don't brag about parties on RTTP unless they're truly ridiculous.


No shit. I don't understand what was so special about his story. Sounded like something that happened in highschool that i wouldn't even bother telling a friend who was not at said party.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 27,2007 10:32am
sinistas said:
Moral of the story: don't brag about parties on RTTP unless they're truly ridiculous.


True. I don't even deem last weekend's story of going to a strip club to throw dollar bills at naked midgets with Mark Fucking Richards and Adam Mason worthy of the board. The only other details I'll reveal from that night is that Adam was barking at black people as we were leaving and Mark told a stripper that she smelled like a Yankee Candle store.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Sep 27,2007 10:34am
haha, exactly.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 27,2007 10:45am
now if this party involved Das Boot full of Jager and the emptying of a zoo, that would be post-worthy.



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