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returntothepit >> discuss >> You guys wish you could write lyrics like this. by the_reverend on Jun 22,2007 9:11am
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toggletoggle post by FleshFries at Jun 22,2007 10:13am
those are deep.....deep deep



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 22,2007 10:28am edited Jun 22,2007 10:31am
"We at the hotdog stand. She made my hotdog stand."

amazing.



toggletoggle post by babyshaker nli at Jun 22,2007 12:21pm
whats sad is some of these are real lyrics from one of his albums



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jun 22,2007 12:40pm
haha



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jun 22,2007 12:42pm

bennyhillifier
hahahahaha



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Jun 22,2007 12:58pm
And here's some absolutely masterful metal lyrics:

Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies

The time has come terminate the unnecessary branches.
Betrayers must die.
Jewish bloodsuckers try to kill our BLACK METAL FIGHT
by selling it like a theatre.
Today they receive our weapons,
the clowns which surround us.

Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies

Dimmu Borgir are fucking clowns, gays, venal bitches.
They all sell their asses for a gram of heroin.
Explode the bomb on their gig?

Clowns of cradle of shit are perverts
trading in their defects,
singing with castrated voices of their teenager’s problems.
This is a pornographic clownade burn them fucking alive?

Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies

The mother fucking Kovenant is beyond any hatred.
That homosexual bastard Nagash,
We should cut through his ass with a chainsaw.

what a painted mug?
these are the businessmen from Marduk.
panzer division Marduk?
Huh! Motherfuckers division Marduk!

Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies

Ihsahn – bald-headed freak from “mystic” Emperor.
Where were all your mystics sold out?
or has it been exchanged for Israel’s citizenship,
were the money all you want?

After them all goes Nergal from Behemoth with a big fucking penis-horn on his forehead,so…he may put it into his asshole, it’s right place…

Death to posers! Continue to fight them! Crush the lies!
Don’t let them fool you.
ONLY TRUE BLACK METAL WAR!

SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!

Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking...



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 22,2007 1:10pm
those are probably the gayest lyrics i've ever read. not even because i like Emperor and Dimmu, but because they are fucking gay. who would write that and think it was good?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 22,2007 1:14pm
"hatecore". gaaaaay.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 22,2007 1:41pm
We should cut through his ass with a chainsaw.


That line alone makes this the greatest song ever written.



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