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returntothepit >> discuss >> . by Jess_4444 on Jun 1,2007 1:12am

post by Jess_4444 at Jun 1,2007 1:12am edited Jun 1,2007 1:38am

fuck you all

post by ConquerTheBaphomet

If it's anything like the other Zelda games, hit A again to pick it up and then A again to throw it in front of you while moving.

post by Jess_4444 at Jun 1,2007 1:28am

thats the problem though..when i press A it automatically drops it...

post by the_taste_of_cigarettes

at Jun 1,2007 1:32am

try this...

post by ConquerTheBaphomet

at Jun 1,2007 12:41pm

I don't understand what would convince you to suck your own dick.

post by ZJD

at Jun 1,2007 12:43pm

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

I don't understand what would convince you to suck your own dick.

It probably feels a lot like someone else sucking your dick. Someone else sucking your dick feels pretty nice.

post by y_ddraig_goch

at Jun 1,2007 12:45pm

what the fuck is with this thread? it is incomprehensible even by RTTP standards.

post by Lamp

at Jun 1,2007 12:50pm

That's because the original post was edited.

post by ConquerTheBaphomet

at Jun 1,2007 12:50pm

ZJD said:

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

I don't understand what would convince you to suck your own dick.

It probably feels a lot like someone else sucking your dick. Someone else sucking your dick feels pretty nice.

post by immortal13 at Jun 1,2007 1:45pm

ZJD said:

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

I don't understand what would convince you to suck your own dick.

It probably feels a lot like someone else sucking your dick. Someone else sucking your dick feels pretty nice.

Someone else sucking your dick does feel very nice, but I'd imagine that sucking your own would hurt the neck after a little while.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

I don't understand what would convince you to suck your own dick.

It probably feels a lot like someone else sucking your dick. Someone else sucking your dick feels pretty nice.

Someone else sucking your dick does feel very nice, but I'd imagine that sucking your own would hurt the neck after a little while.

Practice, yo.

post by ZJD

at Jun 1,2007 1:59pm edited Jun 1,2007 2:00pm

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

ZJD said:

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

I don't understand what would convince you to suck your own dick.

It probably feels a lot like someone else sucking your dick. Someone else sucking your dick feels pretty nice.

Because you can't do that with tripod hosted images:
http://lolwtfbbq.tripod.com/o_rly/thumbnails/400x300/aidsrly.jpg

Are you suggesting that I am going to get AIDS from sucking my own dick?

post by immortal13 at Jun 1,2007 2:00pm

Image ain't working on my computer.

post by ConquerTheBaphomet

at Jun 1,2007 2:59pm

I know what getting my cock sucked feels like I'm just saying I wouldn't want to do it to myself when I have a girlfriend who loves it. So, also what I'm saying is, get a girlfriend.

And before any of you say anything about me being a God boy and having a girlfriend and it being OMG YOU SUCK AT LYFE!!!!111 HAHAHA......shut the hell up.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 1,2007 3:03pm

ha god boy

post by ConquerTheBaphomet

at Jun 1,2007 3:09pm

I'LL GUT YOU FOO!!

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 1,2007 3:26pm

you did in fact set yourself up for that one.

post by Josh_Martin at Jun 1,2007 3:47pm

Sit on your hand for a while until the bloodflow is cut off and it goes nice and numb. Then jerk off. Its like getting a hand job from someone else.

post by ConquerTheBaphomet

at Jun 1,2007 3:48pm

FuckIsMySignature said:

you did in fact set yourself up for that one.

Yes, I know.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 1,2007 3:49pm

Josh_Martin said:

Sit on your hand for a while until the bloodflow is cut off and it goes nice and numb. Then jerk off. Its like getting a hand job from someone else.

the problem with that is i dont have good jerk off mechanics with my left hand.

post by ConquerTheBaphomet

at Jun 1,2007 3:51pm

I can use both hands.

post by Josh_Martin at Jun 1,2007 4:20pm

FuckIsMySignature said:

Josh_Martin said:

Sit on your hand for a while until the bloodflow is cut off and it goes nice and numb. Then jerk off. Its like getting a hand job from someone else.

the problem with that is i dont have good jerk off mechanics with my left hand.

What, does your right hand have shit all over it or something? You wipe your ass with it like a cameljockey? Use your right hand.

post by Josh_Martin at Jun 1,2007 4:21pm

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

I can use both hands.

I wish God would call you home.

post by ConquerTheBaphomet

at Jun 1,2007 4:22pm

Yea me too. I don't fear death and you wanting it is even sweeter.

post by ZJD

at Jun 4,2007 11:35pm

Sorry to bump this thing, being 4 days old and all. I want to continue this discussion.
CTB, you never answered me about getting AIDS from blowing myself, and I'm legitimately curious as to what you meant by that picture. Also, I have a girlfriend, but she isn't around every time I want a mouth on me, so if my mouth could be that mouth, well, you know.

post by ConquerTheBaphomet

at Jun 5,2007 3:59pm

Well, I don't even know what picture I posted now because it doesn't show up anymore.

Anyway, I honestly don't think you could get AIDS from yourself because that would mean your body already makes AIDS cells. It is impossible.

If you want to suck yourself, by all means, go for it, then post it on pornotube.com.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 5,2007 4:04pm

Josh_Martin said:

FuckIsMySignature said:

Josh_Martin said:

Sit on your hand for a while until the bloodflow is cut off and it goes nice and numb. Then jerk off. Its like getting a hand job from someone else.

the problem with that is i dont have good jerk off mechanics with my left hand.

What, does your right hand have shit all over it or something? You wipe your ass with it like a cameljockey? Use your right hand.

So let me get this straight... you're telling me there is another way to whipe my ass?!

post by Yeti at Jun 6,2007 10:38am

Josh_Martin said:

Sit on your hand for a while until the bloodflow is cut off and it goes nice and numb. Then jerk off. Its like getting a hand job from someone else.

the technical term is "The Stranger"

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