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returntothepit >> discuss >> ATTN: RTTP by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May 21,2007 10:58am
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toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 21,2007 10:58am
You will never catch me.



Ps... I had fun on my Portugal vacation



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at May 21,2007 11:33am
Tits or GTFO



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 21,2007 11:37am
You're better at photoshop than me. Hook a brutha up.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at May 21,2007 11:39am
coming right up.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 21,2007 11:39am
I don't get why this flyer has 8 different languages on it. Do her parents honestly think that she was abducted from Portugal by German kidnappers?



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at May 21,2007 11:54am



toggletoggle post by Mess at May 21,2007 11:55am
ha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 21,2007 11:55am
this is die hard...



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at May 21,2007 11:57am
Kindof strange that the only thing I'm actually good at photoshopping is semen.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 21,2007 12:01pm
resume building...



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 21,2007 12:11pm
Niccolai said:


hahahahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by solomath at May 23,2007 4:03am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
Niccolai said:


hahahahahahahahaha
You are disgusting. You are pathetic. This shit's not even the least bit funny. I hope you get brutally murdered. You will never know what it's like to lose a kid because there will never be a woman obese, or mentally retarded enough to sleep with you. A hooker would even turn you down.You look like you were supposed to have down syndrome,but somewhere along the line something got fucked up, and by the forces of nature you were allowed to live. I would like to say I'm sorry for you,but Mike you are in trouble. You'll see me soon enough. And when you do Your new teeth and asshole will not be matching colors. I'm sorry but you're just not that good this year. PS I'm going to beat you silly.




toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 23,2007 4:12am
solomath said:
PS I'm going to beat you silly.


thank you for making this thread legitimately funny



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 23,2007 4:14am
to MSD: you're about as funny as Opie and Anthony

how many times can you make a joke about raping little girls hoping that we'll all think "OoOoOoO that's controversial so it must be funny"



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 23,2007 6:49am edited May 23,2007 6:49am
solomath said:
but somewhere along the line something got fucked up, and by the forces of nature you were allowed to live


I can't argue with you there.

solomath said:
PS I'm going to beat you silly.


Awesome. Now I just need to know what you look like.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 23,2007 6:50am
sacreligion said:
to MSD: you're about as funny as Opie and Anthony

how many times can you make a joke about raping little girls hoping that we'll all think "OoOoOoO that's controversial so it must be funny"


I didn't mention anything about rape. That's all on you.



toggletoggle post by Mess at May 23,2007 7:50am



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at May 23,2007 8:49am
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this is probably the most offensive RTTP thread I've ever seen.

And when you do Your new teeth and asshole will not be matching colors


Teeth are white and assholes are brown. Are you implying he has tooth decay?



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 23,2007 9:16am
How dare he.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at May 23,2007 11:12am
HAHAHA I love how I didn't get one single bullet for all this.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 23,2007 11:28am
haha I know.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 23,2007 11:28am
This thread makes me appreciate Niccolai all the more.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 23,2007 12:51pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
I didn't mention anything about rape. That's all on you.


oh i'm sorry, kidnapping little girls is a much better topic for a joke. what was i thinking? i must be some kind of asshole



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 23,2007 12:53pm
wow, people need to relax.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at May 23,2007 1:10pm
Yeti said:
wow, people need to invisable bike.










toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 23,2007 1:15pm
Niccolai said:
Yeti said:
wow, people need to invisIble bike.












toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at May 23,2007 1:19pm
BLARG!



toggletoggle post by Aura_At_Dusk  at May 23,2007 1:21pm
<img src:"http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/funny-pets-halloween-costumes-dogs-dressed-up-in-fast-food-outfits.jpg">



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 23,2007 2:10pm
Those dogs kidnapped Madeleine.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at May 26,2007 4:49am
she is with chiodos



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 26,2007 11:39am
haha



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 16,2007 1:58pm
Only 3 people on this board will get this joke:




toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Aug 16,2007 2:11pm
Mess said:


Can someone explain to me what is going on here? I see no wheels on his shoes and no jetpack on his back.



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Aug 16,2007 2:18pm
Wonder woman's invisible jet



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 17,2007 12:12pm
Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?
A. Madeleine McCann jokes will get old.

Q. What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine McCann?
A. The pope died a virgin!

Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Elvis?
A. People still believe Elvis is alive.



toggletoggle post by babyshaker nli at Aug 17,2007 2:25pm
Niccolai said:
HAHAHA I love how I didn't get one single bullet for all this.


i guess around these parts they really appreciate tastefull photoshop semen



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 17,2007 2:27pm
tasty semen?



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 18,2007 2:10am
If I jerked off to this threa just now like 8 mins ago, am I a monster?


I don't want to be a monster, but I also don't want to comprimise who i am.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 18,2007 2:47am
Niccolai said:
If I jerked off to this threa just now like 8 mins ago, am I a monster?


I don't want to be a monster, but I also don't want to comprimise who i am.


Jerking off to this thread doesn't make you a monster.

What makes you a monster is your inability to distinguish between "just now" and "8 mins ago."



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 4,2007 10:45am
Oh, the memories.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 4,2007 11:00am



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 4,2007 3:54pm
Aura_At_Dusk said:
<img src:"http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/funny-pets-halloween-costumes-dogs-dressed-up-in-fast-food-outfits.jpg">


HAHAHAHA HAPPY MEAL DOGS OR GTFO!



toggletoggle post by kanegelaznik  at Dec 4,2007 4:00pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
Only 3 people on this board will get this joke:



and i am one of those people



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Dec 4,2007 4:11pm
solomath said:
there will never be a woman obese, or mentally retarded enough to sleep with you. A hooker would even turn you down.


Well how about an obese, mentally retarded hooker?



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 4,2007 4:18pm
Hookers never turn me down. Especially ugly ones.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 4,2007 4:23pm
So, MSD, did your predicted beating come true?



toggletoggle post by Fuck_Logging_In_NLI at Dec 4,2007 4:45pm



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Dec 4,2007 4:46pm
HAHAHA Cought me red handed.

I was legitimately masturbating when I clicked this thread and saw that picture.

Awsome.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 4,2007 6:24pm
Niccolai said:
red handed


YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG



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