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New site? Maybe some day.
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You will never catch me.
Ps... I had fun on my Portugal vacation |
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You're better at photoshop than me. Hook a brutha up. |
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I don't get why this flyer has 8 different languages on it. Do her parents honestly think that she was abducted from Portugal by German kidnappers? |
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Kindof strange that the only thing I'm actually good at photoshopping is semen. |
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Niccolai said:
hahahahahahahahaha |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: Niccolai said:
hahahahahahahahaha |
You are disgusting. You are pathetic. This shit's not even the least bit funny. I hope you get brutally murdered. You will never know what it's like to lose a kid because there will never be a woman obese, or mentally retarded enough to sleep with you. A hooker would even turn you down.You look like you were supposed to have down syndrome,but somewhere along the line something got fucked up, and by the forces of nature you were allowed to live. I would like to say I'm sorry for you,but Mike you are in trouble. You'll see me soon enough. And when you do Your new teeth and asshole will not be matching colors. I'm sorry but you're just not that good this year. PS I'm going to beat you silly.
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solomath said: PS I'm going to beat you silly. |
thank you for making this thread legitimately funny |
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to MSD: you're about as funny as Opie and Anthony
how many times can you make a joke about raping little girls hoping that we'll all think "OoOoOoO that's controversial so it must be funny" |
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solomath said: but somewhere along the line something got fucked up, and by the forces of nature you were allowed to live |
I can't argue with you there.
solomath said: PS I'm going to beat you silly. |
Awesome. Now I just need to know what you look like. |
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sacreligion said: to MSD: you're about as funny as Opie and Anthony
how many times can you make a joke about raping little girls hoping that we'll all think "OoOoOoO that's controversial so it must be funny" |
I didn't mention anything about rape. That's all on you. |
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this is probably the most offensive RTTP thread I've ever seen.
And when you do Your new teeth and asshole will not be matching colors |
Teeth are white and assholes are brown. Are you implying he has tooth decay? |
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HAHAHA I love how I didn't get one single bullet for all this. |
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This thread makes me appreciate Niccolai all the more. |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: I didn't mention anything about rape. That's all on you. |
oh i'm sorry, kidnapping little girls is a much better topic for a joke. what was i thinking? i must be some kind of asshole |
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wow, people need to relax. |
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Yeti said: wow, people need to invisable bike.
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<img src:"http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/funny-pets-halloween-costumes-dogs-dressed-up-in-fast-food-outfits.jpg"> |
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Those dogs kidnapped Madeleine. |
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Only 3 people on this board will get this joke:
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Mess said:
Can someone explain to me what is going on here? I see no wheels on his shoes and no jetpack on his back. |
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Wonder woman's invisible jet |
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Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?
A. Madeleine McCann jokes will get old.
Q. What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine McCann?
A. The pope died a virgin!
Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Elvis?
A. People still believe Elvis is alive. |
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Niccolai said: HAHAHA I love how I didn't get one single bullet for all this. |
i guess around these parts they really appreciate tastefull photoshop semen |
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If I jerked off to this threa just now like 8 mins ago, am I a monster?
I don't want to be a monster, but I also don't want to comprimise who i am. |
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Niccolai said: If I jerked off to this threa just now like 8 mins ago, am I a monster?
I don't want to be a monster, but I also don't want to comprimise who i am. |
Jerking off to this thread doesn't make you a monster.
What makes you a monster is your inability to distinguish between "just now" and "8 mins ago." |
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Aura_At_Dusk said: <img src:"http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/funny-pets-halloween-costumes-dogs-dressed-up-in-fast-food-outfits.jpg"> |
HAHAHAHA HAPPY MEAL DOGS OR GTFO! |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: Only 3 people on this board will get this joke:
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and i am one of those people |
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solomath said: there will never be a woman obese, or mentally retarded enough to sleep with you. A hooker would even turn you down.
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Well how about an obese, mentally retarded hooker? |
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Hookers never turn me down. Especially ugly ones. |
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So, MSD, did your predicted beating come true? |
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HAHAHA Cought me red handed.
I was legitimately masturbating when I clicked this thread and saw that picture.
Awsome. |
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Niccolai said:
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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