Dear Phil,

I want to challenge you. This isn't going to be any sort of "everyday challenge". I want to play mind-games with you. The faces that you make and the way that you speak really crawls deep inside my head. I've been looking at pictures of you on RTTP for hours and I've realized how much you "call my name". I want to play games with you (phone calls, e-mails, text messages) anything at all. We're definetely going to play games. Whoever loses the challenge has to eat the other person's shit (No Joke). I am going to post plenty of extremely complex details after you reply to this message to let me know your up for the challenge. I want the whole boston music scene here on "RTTP" to witness this challenge. It's going to take place over a week and at our own home's. (maybe). your text hereLET ME KNOW YOUR OUT THERE LISTENING PHIL YOU FUCK!

wtf?? dude i can guarantee you Phil does not care and is not gonna waste his time with your insanity

Phil this is Mike from Hyde Park, Where are you?

Force Fed Broken Cookies said:

real fucking intimidating, shithead.

intimidating? this is good old fashioned challenge. He knows who I am. Tell him "Mike from hyde" when u talk to him.

I dont' know anyone named Phil. Also, your mother's cunt smells like carpet cleaner.

Zorb?

Phil Dubois from Revocation. He will understand the underlying humor of this challenge...o yes he will.

does this have anything to do with the failed attempt at double team-action the other night?

phil never phails

you should challenge him to a Duel.

you have been bested sir

Phil You're HERE! Are you accepting my challenge?

i do believe i have already won

oh snap!

but seriously dont rape me in my sleep

Phil that may happen if you don't accept my challenge. This can be a very interesting/mind-blowing game if you're willing to play. I've already got your phone number if you wanna get started.

Phil kills. Shieeeeeeat! - He's pretty much the only person who I've ever witnessed SLAUGHTER TWO SETS in a row. 'Nuff said.

http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/6968/Bjork_Stalker_Video

I just got a pix message on my phone of a woman shitting into another womans mouth.... and actually this mother fucker is now calling me as i write this. Im going to be dead by the end of the week

Phil if you pick up we can get to work on this. If you don't want to do it just simply state "I'm too much of a wimp to accept your challenge". If you compete you will have plenty of fun trust me. PICK UP UR PHONE!

damn i just watched that video for the first time. that dude is nutso combusto

Sometimes i wish i had a stalker that was of the female type. No dudes.

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why are you bumping this? I dont even know who you are. Look my butthole is already ravaged by the weekly Revocation/RAOV double team so theres really not that much left for you to enjoy

Phil I just want you to pick up the phone and listen to my offer ok Polly Boy? this is not very old-fashioned but it means a lot to me, dont move it-be it.

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I took a picture of my ballsack for you Phil, I am secure with my sexuality are you? Get some balls and accept my challenge.

Pick up your phone Phil, the challenge awaits you Mr. Puck.

I am just a yak

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bump that shit