having your last name Metal, There's a guest in my hotel named Israel Metal. How fuckin brutal is that. Oh and this past summer we had a jewish family by the last name Kunstlinger, ya try sayin that name to a gst with a straight face.

I HAVE TO URINATE.

i bet you he listens to emo

I bet he listens to ali gah haha noookoo ooooga waaaa lahhhhhh, yes that is my poor attempt at making a sand nigga joke

I have a friend who's last night is Fear. Now that's awesome.

yittish yoshi

Some of the geusts last names I feel their family did evil and/or disturbing things. Give me a few weeks I'll have more names haha

atthehaunted said:



The correct answer would be "Alllllaaahhhh UUUUUU akbarrrrrrrrr"

moonspell uses it twice on two different albums. their demos

Hollenthon has a sick son using the sand nigga chant, called "Homage" amazing song, amazing album

One of my best friend's last name is METALLIC...they're native americans, mig maqs. There's tons of Metallics in Listuguj, their res

"than"

SteveOTB said:

Did you talk to him last night?

hint hint

I hope his last night was worth it. I mean it was his last one.

Can't get more gay than having your first name be Israel...

I know a woman whose last name is Evilsizer. I thought that one was pretty cool.

A guy I used to work with knew a guy who was a big Black Sabbath fan and named his son Sabbath James.

so he was retarded?

metal from israel and that's metal gay anonymous

I know someone who's first name is "Phuck", pronounced FUCK, they call him Puck instead, I'd be soaking up all the glory with a name like that

That name, Isreal Metal sucks complete balls AND kicks total ass...I mean, first name Isreal? Kill me! Who wants to be associated with that shit country aside from looney, lefty, liberals? But last name, Metal? Rad.

pfff...it can get a LOT more metal...your name could be Blackie Lawless, or Lemmy Kilmister, or fucking Ronnie James Dio.

i'm going to name my first born Grim Coldkvlt.

How has Dwyer not come in on this one? I figured the poor grammar in the title would drive him mad.

Kinslayer said:

this shows sooo much ignorance...

most every "lefty liberal" hates isreal right now

i know this and i live under a rock half the time and dont watch tv

Kinslayer said:

This lefty liberal is going to duel you in oversized boxing glove combat someday.

The reason why I said it was a cool name because Metal is associated with Evil and Israel is associated with Good, so blow me. Damn retards and I wouldn't want to be named after a star because then I wouldn't have my own identity. MEH

Israel Metal... OPETH?

Tom Jones.

metal THAN.

Can't get more metal than misspelling.

FUCK YOU NIGGER!!!!!! COME DOWN TO MY NECK OF THE WOODS AND GET DRAGGED FROM MY DODGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh oh...

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He MEH'd me.