I got sent home early today from my new job for "slacking off". I guess taking a shit means you don't care about your job. I don't know about anyone else but my average time on the can is 15-20. Nothing I can do about it, I'm not gonna rush myself. I come out of the bathroom and get ready to go back to work when my boss is like "What were you doing!? I just did $120 worth of work. When I came down here both saws were down. Get your things I will call you next week if I decide that you being here is worth it." What the fuck does that even mean. Sorry that I can't take a 5min shit. He think I was in there calling and texting people on my phone, which I wasn't. If anything the toilet was calling me and I answered. I just think this is BS, either he wants me to work there or he dosn't.

are you union or anything?
you get a 10 minute break twice a day.
shitting time is sacred!

Nope we do dicing and coring of small and brittle parts. AKA ceramics, glass, germanium ect. Stuff used for medical purpouses, armed forces and other high tech stuff.

That sucks, dude. Sorry to hear it.

you can sue over that type of shit

FuckIsMySignature said:

Can you really? That would be awkward he's my neighbor. When I first started working there, 3 weeks ago, he seemed like a solid guy.

Take them to court for unemployment at least. Most places will pay it just to avoid the hassle. I got unemployment from my last job even though it said in my contract that I was a temp and couldn't collect. They canned me for going home 2 hours early because my daughter's school nurse called and I had to go pick her up. Have you ever been written up or anything?

my old boss used keep tabs on every time i went to the bathroom because she thought the same thing. i shit 3 times every morning, no stopping. i tried suiing them for harrassment after i got fired for "slacking off" but they had better lawyers and i had no money.

You could put a flaming bag of shit on his doorstep.

pam said:

This isn't like a big company. It's a small one that deals with bigger companies. I've never got written up. Just yesterday he was telling me how happy he was with my progression. It's my one shit a day. I go around the same time everyday. I can see him being pist if I was just standing there playing with my phone while both saws are down.

instead of posting on the internet, you should be using this time to find a new job.

Haha. Well I did try calling him to see what his deal is but he didn't pick up. And I know for a fact he has my number in his phone. That's very mature not picking up your phone because you know the person you just sent home is trying to find out what he did wrong.

Where do you work? My company makes tons of shit out of germanium.

I'm serious about that. there's a solution to the problem of a fruitcake boss. it's called quitting.

Josh_Martin said:

Innovative Fabrication

davefromthegrave said:

True, but I liked the job. Sucks I find a job I legit like and then this happens.

yeah that does suck. I'm sorry to hear that, dude.

I'm AWESOME at getting fired.

you and georgekostanza..

pam nli said:

I just think getting fired is awesome. the last time I did it was one of the best things that ever happened to me.

Jared_The_Zompire said:

Well, I guess you'll be happy to hear we don't buy stuff from you.

davefromthegrave said:

The last time I got fired I was pretty pissed at first...until I realized I never had to go back to that shitty fucking job again.
I once was fired from Dunkin Donuts for hitting a coworker with a coffee pot. That was a good time.

I guess you can say you were "canned" for being on the "can".

I got fired once for falling asleep at my desk. I had been up all night on acid and was still tripping when I got to work (that was the night Seth and I recorded Return Of The NecroWizard). It finally wore off around 10:30am and I konked out, snoring and everything. AND it was the second time that had happenned (the first time was at a meeting in front of the whole company). I totally got shitcanned. I was too tired to even care. I already had a second job on weekends so I just started working full time at that job.

maybe your boss was in a bad mood today and didn't look in your direction for a while and when he did you were in the bathroom so it could of seemed to him that you were gone for a long ass time.

pam nli said:

last time I got fired, I made a grown man cry. It was awesome.

Yeah, 1911's are good for that!

heh. I made a decision not to use any sort of violence or threats. it's not worth getting arrested for any job.

My last job was at a restaurant and one day I decided not to show up. Apparently it was an inspection day and my absence got it cancelled and put the entire restaurant in mass chaos. The manager also didn't realize I was scheduled for the same shift the next day and I think something similar happened.

xanonymousx said:

This what I was thinking. He was up in his office when I went to the bathroom.

Just tell him you had diarrea. The Diarrea defence always wins.