12 pack and bottle of jager before a show - $50

Beer all night at O'Brien's - $20

Getting pulled over for swerving lanes and speeding on the pike - $300

Watching the officer fumble around in court looking for your paperwork because he doesnt realise that you know people that own him, and its no longer there, and hes NOT gonna find it - PRICELESS!

"the court hereby has to find you not responsible"

thank you, kiss my ass.

congrats! I take back my "your are going to lose" statmenet.

Magnificent.

i was fully aware this was going to the the outcome, but you know, theres always that margin of error, and that would have been expensive.

teach me your ways

my ways are simple, be nice to important people at the right times in your life, and reap the benefits forever.

and ALWAYS give the reach around, always

winning is for losers.