February 9th, 10th and 11th. Possibly another show on the 12th to be added as well. Philadelphia is the 9th. The remaining dates will take place in New York and either New Jersey or Massachusetts. More info coming soon!

http://myspace.com/bitchslicer666

http://myspace.com/richhorrorandthescreamingnervousbreakdowns

Correction.

February 9th - TBA in Philly

February 10th - TBA in New York

February 11th - TBA in Massachusetts

nice

This tour is amazing.

Agreed.

Rich if you're looking for a band for a MA date to play with you gents, we'd love to play with Bitchslicer again.

Anything's possible.

Nice.

rich, if you need a band (or a little boy) to play with in either NY or MA put exsanguination on that shit

I hope you all die.

MA is the only date I'll be taking care of the booking for. As far as I know, the NY date will be more like upstate NY.

RichHorror said:

fuck my life

Get the fuck out of my life, right now.

Also, Bitchslicer should have their new CD, 'Sex With Sharks' by the time this happens. It's a joint NotCommon/World Eater release and is awesome.

Fuck upstate NY.

And Dissector should play the MA. date.

Fuck Dissector.

Fuck your internet stardom.

Fuck your yankee blue jeans.

Fuck your Jay and Silent Bob references.

Fuck your pizzatime night shifts.

I'm forcing my friend to fuck this girl in my bed tonight so I can jack off in it later.

I wish I was your friend.

Why can't you just love me?!

Because you're italian.

Dissector said:


Update: My friend and that girl didn't fuck in my bed, instead she gave me a handjob on her couch while watching The Office DVD.

When do I get to fuck her on dirty beds?

Next time you come to Stoughton bring roofies.

WTF. I'm not that gross.[?]

WTF JK! OMF K?!~!!!111

Eff ewe.

slumber party in Stoughton? I'll bring the roofies, rich you bring the wine coolers.

Wine coolers? Save that shit for your hippietown, Chris.

Shark Tooth Bicycles and such.

shes going.

You left out the end of that sentence -- 'never going to talk to you ever, Rich.'.

I had a slumber party last night.

Where was my invitation? Fuckface.

It was just me passing out drunk on some girl's bed.

Fuck you.

I say us gents get together, bring our PJS and some zombie movies, get some popcorn and stay up all night and then tell ghost stories.

I'm down.

the sad part is I'm completley serious, maybe not about the pjs depends on how much wine coolers I drink.

I'll only do it if we add pillow fighting to the list of activities.

I'd hope that's a given

also included on the list is making hot coco

I only drink lo fat milk if we're making the hot coco with milk. I've got to keep my girlish figure.

I'm serious too.

I'll cave your faggot faces in with my sick pillow fighting technique.

Oh Rich, you gonna get served.

I suck at pillow fighting so I'll probably be the first one out. But if we bust out the Twister be prepared to get wrecked!

the more and more we throw ideas out, the more and more I actually want to get a shit load of people from this board together and have a crazy party.

Cowmaximus: haha, we should totally have a sleepover
Giallo Grind: hahahaha
Cowmaximus: And do gay shit to CHris Fuck while he sleeps
Giallo Grind: That's by far the funniest thing you've ever said to me
Cowmaximus: I'm dead fucking serious.
Giallo Grind: I'll do it

Remember when this thread was about our tour?

Nope.

Nevermind, I think I just dreamt that that was what this thread was about.

You do too much blow.

I'll be "asleep"

Poppycock.

here's an idea, lets rent the aquarium to sleep in and fuck with the penquins. We can strap rockets to their backs and have them march towards Boston Commons.

Tyler can bring the drugs.

That's all I care about.

good I need to score some rock.

I wish you were serious.

damn it, I just broke my spoon eating ice cream. God damn plasticware

remember when this thread was a thread and not a chat room involving three people about a slumber party?

That never happened, drug peddler.

Rich is a narc! Get him!!

Yes. Get him drugs.

RichHorror said:

haha

I just found out I live downstairs from a coke dealer. So awesome.

RichHorror said:

and in more recent news...internet personality Rich Horror was found dead today in his somerville apartment. the investigation is pending though sources say he died of a cocaine overdose. he was only survived by his cat Phu-Phu.

iren_the_viking said:


Took the Chris Farley way out.

Thank God he's dead.

The lineup for the MA date is--

Psycho
Hirudinea
Rich Horror & The Screaming Nervous Breakdowns
Bitchslicer.

At either DeeDee's or the Skybar. I'll know soon.

Bump for updated show info.

February, 10 2007 at Bitchslicer @ Montage Live Music Hall
50 Chestnut Street, Rochester, New York 14604
Cost : $8 / All Ages

Bitchslicer - Rabid - Rich Horor & The Screaming Nervous Breakdowns - Crucifist

All the shows are confirmed--

2/9/07
Bitchslicer
The World Famous Crawlspace Brothers
Humanasaur
Rich Horror & The Screaming Nervous Breakdowns
@ Tritone - 1508 South St. - Philadelphia, PA
21+

2/10/07
Rabid
Crucifist
Bitchslicer
Rich Horror & The Screaming Nervous Breakdowns
@ Montage Live Music Hall - 50 Chestnut St. - Rochester, NY
$8 - All Ages

2/11/07
Psycho
Hirudinea
Rich Horror & The Screaming Nervous Breakdowns
Bitchslicer
The World Famous Crawlspace Brothers
@ The Skybar - 518 Somerville Ave. - Somerville, MA
8 pm - $7 - 21+

Humanasaur is awesome. I'm so psyched to play with them. At the show I plan on talking to them about coming down this way sometime soon.

Rich, go suck a cock!

You're old.

And again... no, I don't want to fuck your battered and champped pussy. You vomit-inducing senior citizen.

chris_from_shit_fuck said:


sounds like a sausage fest

KeithMutiny said:

i just wanna look at this again, but down here.

Yeah. That's nice.

RichHorror said:

You're the very first man who has ever said that to me (oh, excsuse me Dwyer, wrote).

That's because previously you've only met 55 year old toothless Maine hillbillies, you ugly cunt.

BlackMetalLady said:

naw Jawsh usually puts those together

RichHorror said:


hahahha.... no man has ever turned me down

BlackMetalLady said:

except for a faggot

I already answered the reason why, dumbcunt.

because I'm 35?

They're jealous of your 800 miles of teeth, whereas they have none.

BlackMetalLady said:

im calling bullshit.

RichHorror said:

wow i literally laughed out loud

Please go to Mark's on Jan 6th and tell me to my face

I dare you

You will drool over me

Why, so I can go blind when you flash your Mister Ed choppers at me? No thanks.

If you have the guts

that place sucks, except for the sound guy, i like him.

coward

BlackMetalLady said:

would you fuck me...?

i'd fuck me !

excuses , excuses

I do not have the guts to look at your horribly misfigured face, you're right.

BlackMetalBroad said:

+10 points

RichHorror said:


coward!!!!!!

Get some surgery and we'll talk.

Just look for the prettiest girl there

BlackMetalLady said:

And ask her where the haggard old cunt is?

BlackMetalLady said:


and you shall find me

BlackMetalLady said:

um, its new hampshire, thats like being the smartest sped.

BlackMetalLady said:

i wasnt aware Carina was gonna be at Mark's on the 6th

I'll even buy you a drink

rich, i think shes asking you on a date

Go buy your goofy boyfriend-faggot with the queer beard a drink instead.

Trust me... i look like a Queen

She's been asking for one for weeks. It's really awkward.

A beautiful Queen

is she going with you?

BlackMetalLady said:

so youre saying youre a tranny

i'll ask the Rev to take a pic of me

BlackMetalLady said:

If you don't go, I shall think you a coward

BlackMetalLady said:

cause clearly he even wants to talk to you on a message board or thru emails.

I give a fuck what the blowjob queen of Shady Acres Retirement Home thinks of me.

damn, id rather listen to monica

Sean just had a park bench thrown at him thanks to you, Keith.

oh, the Rev will take a pic of me. do you want to bet?

listen bro i only throw park benches cause the grand canyon wasnt available.

It's cool man, I dig.

somethings fishy, i have a feeling that this is all a giant set up for a hell of an april fools joke, no one could really be like this.

I didn't think you would bet

It's Rob. He's gonna teabag us all in his purple biker shorts.

Jan 6th is not April fools

hit you with his cat

BlackMetalLady said:

congrats, its actually april 1st, write it down.

He'll report back to the Hive Queen and bring all his Alien niggas to our crib.

RichHorror said:

thats it man, the park bench was just the warning.

ive got california's national park coming atcha now brotha.

wanna do a split and a tour gawy.

I dunno, I might not be able to help myself around your singer in her grandmother's dress.

hey blackmetallady, if your wagering bets, and rich goes up there, i wanna throw down money that your not the best looking woman there, cause ill just bring mine.

whats the over/under? i just wanna see what i need to put up front

RichHorror said:

Monika is a beautiful angel, her and BLACKMETALBABE are one and the same you neosexist men just dont understand real women.

lets bro it out son

I bet she has a nice 70's bush. I bet I could hide guns in that shit.

oh yeah so who's up for doing a road trip and seeing all three RICH HORROR AND THE NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS road trip.

huh huh huh

KeithMutiny said:

Ok, you're on ... what's the bet?

i like philly

W3 nli said:

I am.

Oh, wait.

BlackMetalLady said:

that you cant stick this whole basketball hoop in your cunt

You will probably tip the hottest stripper there, but she still won't beat me

Bring your REAL girlfriend

BlackMetalLady said:

thats what i just asked.

but first, since it was your proposal, you must first pay for our travel expenses, tickets into the venue, then also, her current rate for such minimal exposure would be about $200 an hour, and thats a deal, because if i were booking her for a runway you would be looking at close to 350-400.

now, as soon as you come up with that, we will be more than happy to come play your little game, and you can be miserably destroyed by her, as well as out witted, and possibly assaulted.

I don't go nowhere without cocaine.

I will pay no money, silly. I knew you were cowards

ok, lets compare

Oh, I can't wait until Jan 6th!!!!!! It's going to be so much fun!!!!!

at the show we shall compare

i say just bring Hope and let her kill the bitch

I can make that happen.

RichHorror said:

not as fast as she'd do it for keith

then it's a deal

W3 nli said:

There is much about my dealings that is hidden.

she HAS TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND, not A HIRE

W3 nli said:

hahaha, she'd stab her in the face as soon as she walked through the door

She's not a hire. She and I have recently joined forces to bring about the end of the human race.

RichHorror said:

trust me just cause you got coke doesnt mean you got anything over on keifer batman.

trust me if he asked she'd drop whatever she's doing for that nigger

KeithMutiny said:

maybe out of pure jealousy

ok ok ok....


...i think this competition is over, thanks have a good night.

Hope can love me too.

that is so pixalated

her and beth both teamed up tonight and almost went after some broad, it was hilarious

BlackMetalLady said:

yeah youre probably worse in real life

KeithMutiny said:

Low self-esteem I see

BlackMetalLady said:

excuses excuses

heres the deal, she gets paid to make people like you look ugly.

the end.

Please have a camcorder in the future for such occasions, Keith.

I'm much better in person

must be something in the water

Oh silly boys, you will see

well, i know for a fact, im out of your league, but if you wanna hold your breath, go for it.

RichHorror said:

seriously i told him we'd need to get one for such occasions.

i mean nevermind tales of the blackmetal coffee shop

Well, at least you admit that I'm out of your league

BlackMetalLady said:

yeah he doesnt fuck horses like you.

W3 nli said:

hes got ya there.

Cowards, cowards... my, my

your making maine look worse, and thats tough, cause ive been to maine, and its pretty bad on its own

KeithMutiny said:

i know seriously my ex girlfriend lives there.

Holy fuck you guys suck ass. 21+ show a week before I turn 21.

I know, I know. I really wish we could get some all ages shows.

Sadly, this is our next show. Someone please book us. I promise our drummer won't OD the day of the show.

Mark's Showplace on the 6th, eh. I'd love to go smack a white bitch up. Then maybe smack up a horse.

Looks like ol' Snaggletooth can't handle the fact that there are much more attractive women than her. I bet there's better looking at the Squire, for chrissakes.