Davie, (FL)---Miami Dolphins football practice was delayed nearly two hours
today after a player reported finding an unknown white powkery substance on
the practice field. Head coach Nick Saban immediately suspended practice
and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete an alysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white
substance, unknown to players, was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after
special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance
again this season.