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returntothepit >> discuss >> Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy by whiskey_weed_and_women on Oct 26,2006 3:32pm
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toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Oct 26,2006 3:32pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...?in_article_id=412195&in_page_id=17

this is awesome, all you parents might wanna grab this for your kid, i mean christmas is coming.

you know you just need to give in and let your daughter ride the pole now instead of later



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 26,2006 3:35pm
that's awesome. it should come with toy drugs.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Oct 26,2006 3:38pm
cocaine is a hellva drug



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Oct 26,2006 3:46pm
"A spokesman added: "Pole dancing is an increasing exercise craze. This item is for people who want to improve their fitness and have fun at the same time.""


That guy is my idol



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 26,2006 3:48pm
I thought this was about Tesco Vee.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 26,2006 3:49pm
Coming soon... The Peekaboo Lil Hooker Kit!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 26,2006 3:52pm
"This should only be available to the most depraved people who want to corrupt their children."

No wonder this shit is big in Britain



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Oct 26,2006 3:52pm
im actually amazed rich horror didnt come up with this idea first



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Oct 26,2006 4:00pm
This is fucking priceless!

"This should only be available to the most depraved people who want to corrupt their children."

Ha ha ha... what?!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 26,2006 4:02pm
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
im actually amazed rich horror didnt come up with this idea first


rich horror would make a toy hand that punches little girls and molests their cooters whenever they play with it.



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Oct 26,2006 5:03pm
this thread is false. there is no mention of Tesco Vee nor the Meatmen



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Oct 26,2006 5:05pm
i was waiting for that but i figured rich would have been the one to bring it up.

ah i miss the days when singers would wear diapers and grab creamed corn outta it and throw it at the crowd. while singing happy birthday to members of butt trumpet



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Oct 26,2006 5:17pm
priceless. so what's up for Friday?



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Oct 26,2006 5:18pm
not sure issues have arised



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 26,2006 5:18pm
Yeah, I was hoping this was about THE Tesco.



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Oct 26,2006 5:21pm
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
not sure issues have arised


are you scared of the Weymouth?



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Oct 26,2006 5:25pm
I'm seriously considering buying this for each young Murphy female member, so they can get a start on earning side cash for UNCLE RYRY!



toggletoggle post by everpessimistnowNLI at Oct 26,2006 6:46pm
"Tesco last night denied the pole dancing kit was sexually oriented and said it was clearly marked for "adult use"."

its not sexually oriented, but its for adults only

?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 26,2006 7:54pm
brad weymouth said:
this thread is false. there is no mention of Tesco Vee nor the Meatmen


I had my hopes up.

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

ah i miss the days when singers would wear diapers and grab creamed corn outta it and throw it at the crowd. while singing happy birthday to members of butt trumpet


I'm still pissed that I threw away the strap-on that Tesco threw out at Club Babyhead. That woulda been a collector's item.




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