post by Anthony at Oct 10,2006 3:50pm edited Oct 10,2006 3:51pm
This is a matinee show, so come get drunk and thrash out at O'Brien's on a Sunday afternoon.
O'Brien's Pub
3 Harvard Ave
Allston, MA 02134
4 pm - 21+ - $7
This show is alot of things. It is an awesome pirate thrash metal band from NJ called Swashbuckle coming to MA. It is the weekend RGUT will be releasing their new record 'The Juice is Loose.' It is the Deathamphetamine/Revocation weekend tour home show. And it is Despotic Robot thrashing you until you crumple lifeless at their feet.
nah, it's more because they're the musical equivalent of herpes. i always want to see other bands but there they are, haunting me, scaring away the other ba...
Here's a new dance craze
That's sweeping the nation
It's called the Toxic Waltz
And it's causing devastation
You're jumping up and down
Like a psycho circus clown
Slamming with waltzers
All the way around
You get caught up in the whip
Thrown into a flip
You aim for someone's head
To stain the floor red
Give someone a kick
To prove you're truly sick
Bounce back from some blows
And blood runs out your nose
Flailing round and round
And you're injury bound
Waltz it up!
The pit is it!
You can take your chance
On this rough new dance
If you dare!
To dive in!
There are some that try
But they don't survive
They don't hit!
'cause they're wimps!
And this exercise
helps you brutalize
With us!
Exodus!
(chorus)
Everybody's doing the toxic waltz
Kick your friend in the head and have a ball
Come on and do the toxic waltz
And slam your partner against the wall
Everybody's doing the toxic waltz
Good friendly violent fun in store for all
Get up off your ass and toxic waltz
If you hit the floor
You can always crawl!
Used to do the monkey
but now it's not cool
The twist and mashed potato
are no exception to the rule
So don't be a dunce
and dance like a runt
Just throw your elbows
with good friendly violent fun
don't start to cry
if you get a black eye
just dive back in
and give another try
but too much action
may leave you in traction
so you better get insurance
no matter your endurance
flailing round and round
and you're injury bound
Waltz it up!
The pit is it!
You can take your chance
on the rough new dance
If you dare!
to dive in!
There are some that try
but they wont survive
They dont hit!
'cause they're wimps!
And this exercise
Helps you brutalize
With us!
Exodus!
(chorus)
Everybody's doing the Toxic Waltz
Kick your friend in the head and have a ball
Come on and do the toxic waltz
and slam your partner against the wall
everybody's doing the toxic waltz
good friendly violent fun in store for all
get up off your ass and toxic waltz
if you hit the floor you can always crawl!
Get up on your feet
Don't look so obsolete
And thrash like an athlete!
Don't sit there on your ass
Don't look like you got too much class
you'll be harassed!
You know we guarantee
This is the key
So rage or get the third degree!
You begin frontal assaults
and start your somersaults
And do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!
This show was a mountain made of thrash and awesome. Those who were not there will need to present a good excuse to avoid being sentenced to the galleys.
This show was a mountain made of thrash and awesome. Those who were not there will need to present a good excuse to avoid being sentenced to the galleys.
Seriously, I mean, how much fun was that Swashbuckle set? Hopefully it won't be too long before they come back to Boston.