Hail the Leaf + Aids = AWESOME!!!!!

Hoser + Internet = a Gawd Damn Child

Me+pussy-rubbers+beer+pot=one hell of a time.

the rev + succubus != butt sex

Rich Horror + young black boys - pants = a happy rich

Fuck pants.

BornSoVile + Hair Gel = BornSoQueer

Woo woo mittens + you fucking queer = STRINGS!

hahahahaha these are funny.....

DreamingInExile said:


not lately.. :^(

hoser said:

sorry to let you down but i havn't rocked the gel in a lil over two months.

i could list for days.

RichHorror said:

FAVORITE THINGS !!!!

BornSoVile said:


Hahahahaha...that's ok, pal. I'm not bitter....it was just in good fun.

All I know is that I'm going to open up a 55 gallon drum of whoop ass on Hoser the next time I see him.

0+0= Josh Martin


OOOOOOOOH snap!

sacreligion+keyboards=nu metal

bahaha

sorry...I had to.

how about
Mamma Cass+ Jim the Anvil Neidhart= Powerkok

Jun 22,2006 2:54pm - DreamingInExile]
the rev + succubus != butt sex
~~~
actually that's pretty accurate since
!=
means
NOT EQUAL

Oh SNAP.

rich horror + internet + girls - internet = comatose

Powerkok+Hoser= 2/5ths of Voltron.

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

Actually that equals 'Uh... h-hi. Yeah... this is a shirt. I er... have to go.'

at least you'll always have your zachary pappas

powerkok said:

Powerkok+Hoser+LargeFreakatZero = 3/5 of Voltron

kok + Kadoogan = arm wrestling antics

IF:
(Lyle Lovett + Herpes - Testicles) x (Limp Bizkit + Shirtless Mosh + Thinking Static X is death metal) = JOECHRISTIANNI

THEN:
JOECHRISTIANNI + A massive punch in the face - His crappy life = TotallyAwesome^3

LambGoat.com - Vaginas - Completely Useless + Testosterone + Actual Knowledge of Anything - Crybabies + Dead Babies = Returntothepit.com

keke ^_^

null.

Jugulator + RTTP - MetalcoreSucks = Still a flaming homo

dwellingsickness said:

way to save a dying thread todd

New England - Maine = Incest rate down 98%

anonymous said:

please add in NH and CT too

Superfly + booze + AC/DC DVDs = a shakedown

Powerkok x Beer x Weed = Powerkok x Powerkok x Powerkok = KOK CUBED

Lamb of God + writer's block + booze - dignity = Pantera Jr

retzam said:

- the beer and that = Powerkok everyday!
I rarely drink, because it adds to rage which= jail
the weed calms the rage which= parole.

mutiny = mutiny

new england - massachusetts = 98% decrease in horrible drivers.

the rev + carina(butt sex) - mOe + (a disposable camera/unlimited bandwith) - (5%Boston Hardcore scene) + 2 pictures of Cecchini = a typical saturday night!

Everything>Ric Flair

Or was it Ric Flair>Everything

I'm no good at booklearnin

Ric Flair - Toaster tarts + steroids = A not so sweet muscle head who's just not a morning person.

danny p nli said:


Don't like it...get the fuck out of our way!!

pam nli said:

I love ya, kiddo....but you guys really are HORRIBLE drivers....and dammit....stop invading our state every weekend....think of RT. 16 as.....a bad place.....

Everywhere in New England has nothing but stupid awful faggot drivers fuck.

hoser said:


We drive like it's a fucking competition, dammit! Besides we can't be the worst...have you ever driven behind someone from Florida?

Ya, they're bad but damn....I still laugh my ass off and flip the bird every time I see a Masshole pulled over on Rt. 16. Usually, it's the same dipshit that passed like 6 cars to get 500 ft. ahead of the crowd. This dipshits going up to Uncle Johnny's lake with Mary Fingerfuck and I'm just trying to get home from work.....I love that Massholes pay 95% of our taxes for us....it truly is awesome. Thanks Mass.!!!!

I don't know why, Maine is the most boring fucking place I've ever been.

I have stayed out of this thread due to my vast knowledge of mathematics.

pam nli said:


Not boring with me here....

Let's shotgun beers at 11am on a Sunday....just....because!!! Then go Mach 6 down an old dirt road on my Polaris 800. That wrecks so much ass...it's fun.

That's right, there are no dirt roads or ATVs in Massachusetts. And no beer either!

Damn you Maine folk are lucky folk.

HAhahahahahahahaha....ya we are kinda lucky. All that darned peace and quiet and stuff. No "beep beeeeep, honk, honk...."get the frigga dig fraggus farankis!!!" meep meep.....woooooo ooohhh woooohhh ohhhh.....aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh menino....................deee dur deeedur deeeeedur......honk...hey asshole....meep meeepppp...........dammit fag ass ....honk honk....red light asshole means go!!!!!!!!! beep beeeeeeeppp.

Ya....much better than that shit.

*tweet tweet* *cricket*

Guess I got lucky then, since my neighborhood is peaceful and quiet and I don't have to be in Maine.

powerkok said:

Darn, and all my math teachers always told me to check my work.

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

There are 2 types of drivers in NH, those that are from MA, and those that say they were

RTTP + cock + sucking = sure way to get shows.

hoser said:

I think everyone would agree that mumbles is a tool

RTTP - bitching^2 = zzzzzzz

Return To The Pit - Pictures of "The Pit" = Jock goons with frowny faggot faces

Jugulator + A worthwhile opinion on something = The end of the world

hoser said:
hahahahahahaha, that is why I want to live in Maine, or at the very least, some desolate NH outback. Either I am crazy, or it is just that I fucking hate people.

weed - political conversations = the chance we all just might be able to get along.

I hate crickets and loud minorities leaning on their horns at 2am. I am screwed no matter what.

hung_to_bleed said:

pff...I get along with everyone due only to charming personality.

Not with me. Next time I see you you're getting a mouthful of broken teeth. For an example of what this might look like, please see my guitar player.

your hostility only makes me love you more, darling.

I know how to please a lady.

powerkok said:

That's fucking awesome! Ahahahaha!

myself+bong=what were we talking about again?

me+myself+irene=you gonna pick up that butt? or am i going glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it up your big fat pimply a-hole?

danny p nli said:


new england - massachusetts = 98% drop in homosexuality

new england - massachusetts = 98% drop in metal.

well i see the solution here. move the metal into northern CT, or VT, NH, and ME, build a landbridge over mass, then bomb mass and push anyone with a bostonite accent into the ocean

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

Ric Flair - shirt = unfortunate

Infoterror - computer = Waco

infoterror + fat jewish negress = kid + trailer = future

INFOTERROR + Hail_The_Leaf + anal penetration = Retarded assbaby that post too much ridiculous shit.

hoser + Hail_The_Leaf = true love.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......wash your mouth out young man!!!

hoser said:

booooooooooooooooongtits