hey everyone, i got another show ready for the Box of Knives! heres the info:

Saturday, October 4th

GORATORY (return of MA's most brutal death metal band!!!!!!)
ASCENDANCY (death metal)
DYSENTERY (death metal)
CRYPTIC WARNING (thrash metal)
EMBLUDGEONMENT (deathgrind)

doors at 8:30pm, show at 9:00pm

dont be a pussy, come out and support the scene! only FIVE DOLLARS!!!

directions:
Get onto 95 South, and just keep driving, until you hit Providence, RI

You’ll wanna get over to the right lanes, and when Providence Place Mall is coming up on the left, they’ll be an exit, 22, that splits into three lanes – take 22B, which brings you onto route 6, and stay to the right lanes.

When route 6 starts to curve to the right (it becomes 6A), stay all the way over to the right lane and take the Hartford Ave. exit.

You will see a big club called sanctuary at the end of the off-ramp, stay to the right, and you should pass Westminster Autobody on the right, and the road will curve over to the right, and end with a stoplight in front of a building plastered with Uniroyal signs. At that light, take a LEFT.

Go past the Olneyville NY System Wieners, and through the next set of lights. Soon you will see a car wash on your right side, take a RIGHT onto the street that’s right before it.

Go to the end of the street (its like 100 feet long), and take a LEFT. At the intersection that comes up, take a RIGHT. You are now on Troy St.

Just drive down the road and you will see a parking lot on the left – park in there, 71 is right across the street.

awe shit, I'm going to be at
The Juliana Theory, Hopesfall, Count The Stars
that day.


if you believed that send me loads of $$

Uh-oh, that sounds like a whole lot of fun. I'm so there.

hm... I wonder why you'd be going...

yeah oops, those directions are from north of providence only. from south of providence, get onto 95 north, hit exit 22b, and itsa ll the same from there....

I might go just cause I'm friends with Cryptic Warning....if I can get a ride I'll definitely go.

oh where is TYAG and Shading The End... hahaha

yall bitches, bump this shit yo

fo shizzle

REV if you dont go your fired and if ascendecy doesnt play the song that starts of with disgusting blasting im gonna beat the ufck out fo some punk kids.........but yes...ARE THERE GOING TO BE KEGS THIS TIME? HOW MANY?

you are a keg

DysenteryVokills said:

Hahaha, maybe we'll not play it to ensure these events of violence. Hooray for violence.

hey Rev, you gotta come out and check out the new drummer man. All of our shit is double timed time now, this dude is fucking fast.

yea rev you beter show up this time, oh and by the way, this is hillarious:

oh, I'll be there.
I was only kidding about those other bands, they suck

goratory said:

i almost thought jay was in the band again.

i'll probably have to go to this one

maybe rev and i will even carpool to this as long as he's ready to give a good 2 hour bj. haha.

yes, there is keg! some angry when rap, but i am fun. my board is fast and danger

um.. you honor me wid you engrish?

if yall bitches don know, yall know now


http://www.illmitch.com

Im gonna light my balls on fire at this show. during the intro blast. if we play that song

why light yourself on fire, when im sure there'll be some fag punker boozehounds around?

tyagxgrind said:

I only want to play shows with Mortal Decay, and Kate Bush.

<why light yourself on fire, when im sure there'll be some fag punker boozehounds around?>

Yeah, sure I'll be there.
Anne

should be an awesome time. I'll take out my fake teeth and sing a song. and then light my balls on fire. while juggling dildos. and playing a song. simultaneously.

juggling dildos would be classic.

extremedeath666 said:
I am going to have to agree with you on that one.

Vomitorium

bump...go, its gonna be a sick time

i will be in Maine that night

haha i say we book a mortal decay/shading the end/ terminally your aborted ghost / kate bush tour. Devon what do you think? lol

anything with kate bush i'm 100% down.

who is kate bush

shes' like george w bush's sister or something

see you bio rhythms compatibility with kate moss
http://www.facade.com/biorhythm/relationsh...nymous&Month2=10&Day2=20&Year2=1975

the_reverend said:

Shouldn't her rhythms look like this:

__________________________________

Since she's not really even alive or anything.

she looks like she has the personality of 50 Cent

fidy cent yo

i wish that guy was shot dead instead of just shot in his jaw

I hate that fucker so much, almost as much as I hate JZ or however he wants to spell his bullshit bling bling cotton pickin' name.

Back to work, scumbag!

I love rap

haha, you guys hear that he was shot again?

yeah... he stole that underground guy's rap name... so everyone of the original 50 cent's boys are pissed and out for blood

rap is awesome. I think if we added a rap artist to this show, that will really set it off. Death metal rap

I can throw together the deathno project I've been farting around with. We can bring death metal into every genre, show people who worthwhile and wholesome it is.

Video Game Death Metal music would be awesome as well

what about the kids that tried to mug anamighsdkfjasdkfreoficx outside of BoK?
I bet they are into rap.

It's good that they listen to rap, because you need to listen to lots of different kinds of music. xRockx. FallingTearsFromAFallingStarSunBurningAutumnMoonFallingxxy.

i heart your car...

but i have to go tease my hair to take a new pic for my LJ.


i forget the band name that they mention... but they fact that it has unicorn in its name makes it fucking badass.


i heart it alot.

the last unicorn was an awesome movie

terence has a unicron trapper keeper

do they still sell those at AMES

I think Ames went completely out of business finally.

the_reverend said:


whats a unicron?

unicron is that super bad ass transformer... he kicked ass

We're playing with transformers in my studio maintenance class. I tried to unfold mine into an airplane or a gorilla but I didn't go. So I stuck some pieces of metal into an AC outlet... because the teacher told me to. Unlearning everything I learnded from childhood. I gudd and smarht.s

an airplane or a gorilla??? those are probably the 2 most seperate things ever

yeah, there were transformers that had "three forms"
like... robot.. plane and plane with legs or...
robot.. tank... and and tank with legs.

I like going to walmart and buying the most separate things I can... like potting soil, oranges, some synthetic oil and a thong.

Actually I just made it up... I find just saying "bump" is boring so I talk about dumb crap instead. We really are playing with transformers though, and capacitors, resistors and all that groovey shit.

Also,
gorilla = Optimus Primal (Beast Wars)
airplane = Starscream (original series)
but that wasn't the point to begin with. Stop reading into everything I say you silly people.

purple monkey dumptruck

i want pizza

TYAG is playing this show as well now! w00t haha.

oh shit are you serious. fuck I made a flyer for it already last night

wow, this is a really good lineup.

Better F'ing believe it

yeah, i made like 400 flyers the day before devon asked if tyag could join. oh well, itll be a surprise. and its a saturday show, so if people bitch, im gonna slap a crass shirt and a mohawk on em and kick thier ass.

"Give me a beer and a woman, I'll give that waterbed a workout."

hey terence,can i get one of those flyers?

DeOdiumMortis said:





hahahaha so brilliant!

extremedeath666 said:

Sure thing boss

oh yeah whats the order for the lineup now?

yup

I think Im the only one that cares about this show

you know it's not true!

yeah, been busy with school/work/life

anyways, it goes:

goratory
ascendancy
dysentery
terminall your aborted ghost
cryptic warning
embludgeonment

still has same setup/door/show time

FUCKING A

boy oh boy, less than a week til this shit goes down, im all wiggly from excitement

thats hotttttttttttttttttttttttttt.




PS i definately took the day off of work today and failed in my attempts to get drunk before noon. drinking by yourself is where its at. i am SO george thorogood.

sounds more like Bing Crosby to me

I'm drunk on my own power.

I have a request to make of any of the bass players from the October 4th show.

My Ampeg is on the craps again and it definitely won't be out of the shop by Friday, so I'm kind of out of a power amp right now.

Does anyone think they could find it in their hearts to let me use their head for the Cryptic Warning set. In exchange for this kindness, I would let you use my vintage Sunn 2x15 cab from the 70s for your set. Cmon now pleases, help me out bossmassa.

Terence said:



ok you caught me. i wish desperately to be Bing Crosby, and you foilled my plans. my will to live is over. thanks a lot pal. i hope this weighs heavy on your conscience.

about as heavy as the punches you give your children in the librabry

hey man, goratory has a bass amp that you use

up

Whaarrgghhh!!!

Thanks Goratory! We are really excited about seeing you guys.

our drummer broke the fastest feet record twice yesterday (1066 bpm in singles)

extremedeath666 said:

...

ummmm spalding.... can we grow up a little bit, please?

dumparoni demise.com bump

Welcome back Massachusetts fetus punters!
Goratory

bump to the top. SICK FUCKING SHOW COMING Up. everyone must go

this show will kick your ass, steal your girlfriend, and still have the nicest hairdoo on the block. if you dont go, you're killing metal. good job, jerks

so have you been passing out many flyers?
hope so.

carena ed io saranno là

what

yeah, we made like 800 flyers, theyre all gone....we rule

awesome. i've been destroying the web in the shows name.

no fag punks allowed... i fear for their safety. because 1. Will would annihilate them and 2. god help them if they gang up on them because not only would Will fuck them up, but they would have me and paul and the likes to deal with too (thats assuming if paul and the Kr00 come down) and i dont want to ruin anything for the nice guys that live and put on the shows there. so seriously... tell those same fags to not stop by... it would be in their best interest to not go. (please note that i am not threatening anyone, i am just speaking the truth)

then here comes captain dad to the rescue!



::insert finger in place of mustache here::

I'm going to mysteriously morph into a huge block of cheese while we play.

and Im gonna drop dead

the_reverend said:

heh

my name is spelled the same in all languages though...heh

haha, if those punk kids come by, i'll fuck them up myself. i couldnt believe they had the audacity to come to a show purely for the beer, expect to get in free because they have no money, and then make fun of metal music and metal dancing at, you know, a METAL show.

i dont want people like that at the Box of Knives. Mike doesnt want people like that at the Box of Knives. we dont want this to a be a shitty diy club thats known for beer and dies off in a few months. we genuinely want this place to become a haven for metal, and for people to come out, meet each other, make friends, start bands and the like. thats the only reason we have this sort of "high school kegger" feel - to break down the walls, give metal bands a place to play and give metal fans a chance to meet each other...really tighten up the scene where alot of people act too cool for one another.

and those punk kids, theyre basically the antithesis of everything we want. they dont like metal, dont like the people, only want to get hammered and leave...in my eyes theyre a completely negative and un-necessary element that doesnt belong there. and i will not let them come in and ruin this.

oh shit.
breakdown.

xeatadickx said:

if they give you trouble just come in and get me and Will... we will be behind you in case they want to try and be tough guys

smashy smashy

if anyone starts fighting, I say that the band thats currently playing, while the fight happens, should play "Pounded into Dust" by Cannibal Corpse during the fight. Everyone learn the song for this weekend!

there will be no fighting no Will I'm sad.

Fuck everything. I'm going to kill someone at this show and get everyone arrested.

well if your not going to this show or it gets busted or somthing happens my boys Side Project http://www.sideproject.cjb.net are playing the Living Room w/ Slugworth, Routine8, Suckerpunch, and more...
its All ages, and only 5 bucks. so come on over

xeatadickx said:

Well, my dear you will have to deal with it. You are mistaking so much it makes me sad, you don't even know those people. So why do you think we all hang out together all the time? Really? Metal and punks. I cannot even believe how close minded you are. Pathetic.
Don't worry I'll bring my own beer tonight, I don't want to use your free beer. I'll give $5 though but keep your fucking beer.
Anne/ Armageddon Shop

Fuck fighting. I'll fight anyone dumb enough to start fighting anyone.

It turns out all of you are coming to this, so I'll see you all there or else. Or else I'll get on Rev's account and get all your IPs and trace them back to your residences, then break in through the back door, sneak into your rooms and flick the lights on and off while you're trying to fall asleep. You have been warned!!!

its gonna be a killer show. hopefully there isnt a fight. Looking forward to a good time.

yeah that would be a waste.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhh. i wish were playing!!!....but in good news to anyone that likes us we jsut about wrote a whole song at practice by far are most intricate/brutal and well use of timing it is fukcing brutal

This was an awesome show tonight! Tom and Mike fucking rule and the space makes me feel like so warm inside. I won't call people retards for missing this, I just feel sorry for them and would like to extend my sympathy to you poor souls who missed an incredible night of metal. The kids were sharp tonight in the pit.

yep, good show.
pictures uploading now.

the_reverend said:

Yay³.

http://www.returntothepit.com/concert.php?date=2003-10-04

ohh and he got some great ones of you!


ps: thanks for the cupcakes!

this was probably our best show to date. Never have I seen so many kids leave with bloody mouths and black eyes.... and not even from a fight. That place was great... many thanks to Tom and Mike, for setting that shit up.

I command the flames. Bow to me. Happy bananaversary.

you da man

thank you for the candles and cupcakes!

cryptic warning: arg! if only dunkin donuts had freaking bathroom I wouldn't have had to run to bk and I would have made it to the show in time to see you guys. sorry, but blame them.

terminally your aborted ghost: pretty sloppy set, but still goot to see them. my pictures sort of sucked for them. sorry.

ascendancy: super awesome crowd response to them. they are the ass-raping black metal that your mom warned you about. they need to get on a show opening with gorgasm or something. oh.. wait.. they are opening for gorgasm.. never mind.

goratory: first show with the new drummer. he's pretty awesome. A lot of bands say that they have the fastest drummer, but this band might be right. Unforutately, the triggers on the drums were tooooo low. I wish they could have been chest shaking but it wasn't. they got devon from tyag to sing along with them on one song as 5+ kids beat the piss out of each other in the crowd.

My favorite of the night. I always like the ones where you can't actually see what I look like.

If there was a shot of all the beautiful women who were there that'd be my fav. Too bad they all hate me.




Bad kitty.

And special thanks to Alan and Zack (sp?) for sharing gear. I felt like a real goddamn sound guy for once, hah.

the_reverend said:

why do we seem so sloppy? i think we actually played pretty tight in contrast to most other shows.

ohhh man, thank you soooo so much to everyone for coming out, and a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE thanks goes out to all the bands! you guys kill!! everyone show some love for CRYPTIC WARNING, TERMINALLY YOUR ABORTED GHOST, ASCENDANCY and mothafuckinnnn GORATORY!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was busy running around, i didnt even see the cryptic kids leave - i still need to pay you guys! im not gonna let it slide. but we'll talk about it later.

mmm! so so so good, im all giddy like a schoolgirl. and maaaaaad props to al for hookin me up with a goratory shirt! it both scared and confused my mommy and daddy, so shirt = winner! plus im hoping cute girls at school come up to me and ask me what it means, haha.

an extra-special thanks to the rev and his lady for takin the long haul down to thier favorite neighborhood, you rule.

but yeah, thanks so much to everybody for coming out, im glad you guys liked the pizza, sorry the keg got killed, devon you left your mudslides in the fridge, adam im soooooo sorry you had to leave before goratory-i'll see if anyone i know has video of it, wireless equipment kicks fucking ASS, and see you kids next time!!!!

That was a good show! I didn't think that T.Y.A.G. were sloppy at all..but again that's only the 2nd time I see them so...I missed the first band, for once a show in Olneyville that starts on time...that's impressive, I think I showed up at 9:40 and the second band was on, usually it's not even close to start at that time. Good job Tom! I think that's cool you give the bands food and beer (that's rare), and that you actually pay them....I guess it wasn't the punx that killed the keg this time ;)

adam as in... me? im not used to people calling me adam =(

anyways thanks to zach for lettin m e use his intense G-K head and ampeg cab? i didnt really pay attention to the cab but the head was niiiice.


also... it wasnt the greatest set we have played. we have done A LOT better than what we did last night. but shit happens. anyways... i wish i could have stayed longer and i wish i got there earlier because i wanted some of that intense pizza that i heard so much about. but yeah, thanks for having us play. we appreciate it 10-fold.

tyag, the sound at the middle east show was so tight, i'm probably just thinking back to that. I was standing by nick during "the song that has the slow and cow bell parts" the cow bell was right there and I swore that nick was going to start playing lowrider.

I sure miss my...



hoodie! *ponders* that reminds me an awful lot of my Trading Pieces hoodie hhhhmmmm... I wonder.

yeah... middle east is my favorite set so far

Thanks to Tom and Mike for setting up this great show. The Box of Knives is officially the scummiest place ever, and constructing that plastic broom mic stand just added to the greatness. Wonderful. We can't wait to come on back some day.

To Reverend Aaron, thanks for caring about missing our set. You really don't need to explain yourself. It's great that you even wanted to see us.

Thanks to all the other bands, especially to Goratory for letting us use their bass equipment. I'd like to apologize for leaving before Goratory and Ascendancy, but it really wasn't our choice at all. Oh well.

And I thought Terminally was awesome. I didn't notice any sloppiness or whatever; I liked it even better than the middle east set.

14 years ago, nuts!