http://hollywoodinterrupted.com/cblog/inde...om-Cruise-Blackmails-Viacom....html

heh, no sense of humor eh? The one where they make fun of the christians and Pat Roberts is the best though..Starvin' Marvin in space...

I have this playing on a PC here.
awesome!

wwaaaaaiiiitttt a second

is that alien shit true?????????

yes

no...what??? really???

this is true, not a joke?? like that they believe aliens had a war and a brainwashing station????

like all kidding aside?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

just wiki it d00d

pff, wiki is way more unreliable than south park, which is scary.


I've seen so many errors on that site, I don't trust anything it says.

if you see errors, report or correct them.
wiki was found just as reliable as the world's best encyclopedias

dude I am seriously so confused and in awe right now about this Xenu stuff.

3D movies?? Volcanoes? Space Planes?

uh

I have no idea what I am thinking or feeling right now.

here is some pro-gaology stuff:
http://bernie.cncfamily.com/sc/y_xenu.htm

I feel like Scientology is so absurd that it was originally meant to be a satire of religion but got out of control.

yep... man, I wish more than just you bunch of rag-tag couch potatoes would follow my doctrines.

I juts got done listening to that. I remember the first time I watched it and thinking someone was going to get SUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD

oh and I didn't get the r kelly stuff, but then I saw the music video.

"So I pulled out my gun!!!"

john ravolta makes this episode.

The appeal of Scientology (I think) is supposed to be that it provides an explanation for why only humans are sentient (conscious/reflective/self-aware), and no other life on this planet appears to be. In that sense, it's the same appeal as Christianity saying we were all created in a garden, rather than admitting we evolved from lower life forms. However, I assume the appeal of Scientology is that, instead of relying on an old man in the sky whose 5000 year old timeline can easily be disproven, it builds on the suggestion that in the entire history of the Earth, contact with alien life forms is quite possible, and certainly cannot be disproven. Of course it totally goes of a cliff at that point, but so do most religions...

Although I respect all people's beliefs when it comes to spirituality, scientifically speaking, all religion is stupid. Every piece of evidence we have suggests that it is next to impossible for there to be a conscious "god" or an afterlife.

yep, as crazy as is it, Scientology is no more far fetched than christianity, or any other handful of today's major religions..which I've always thought were absurd. Here's a religion that makes sense, you came from the earth so above all, respect it and everything on it, always give back what you take, do whatever you want so long as you're not hurting anyone or anything, don't be a selfish greedy fuck, and don't kill anyone. Is that so hard?

HailTheLeaf said:

Yes, yes it is.

Is he speaking on behalf of humanity or on behalf of his erection? You be the judge...

Does anyone here remember ARSbomb?

LOL FAGGOTS

The phrase "does anyone here remember ARSbomb?" itself sounds pretty gay, as an ARSbomb sounds like something a faggot would enjoy on his face.

Excuse me, now, I have to go drop a couple ARSbombs in the toilet.