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News Article: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
by
the_reverend
on Mar 17,2006 10:22am
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post by
the_reverend
at Mar 17,2006 10:22am
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html
post by
craz
at Mar 17,2006 10:44am
I guess throwing a penis hurts way more than a knife.
post by
HailTheLeaf
at Mar 17,2006 10:45am edited Mar 17,2006 10:45am
freakin' wow...can they get him for assault with a deadly penis?
post by
Josh_hates_you
at Mar 17,2006 10:53am
The word penis appears 7 times in that article. It is refered to as an organ several times as well.
post by
dreadkill
at Mar 17,2006 10:54am
if his penis had a boner it would probably be an effective weapon. a flaccid penis wouldn't hurt anyone unless it was covered in herp sores or aids lesions.
post by
the_reverend
at Mar 17,2006 11:11am
just think: superman doesn't dodge bullets, but when you throw the gun at him, then he moves or blocks his face
post by
infoterror
at Mar 17,2006 11:42am
"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.
TOTALLY FUCKING QUOTABLE
post by
the_reverend
at Mar 17,2006 11:45am
anyone with speech to text probably squirted in their pants on that one.
post by
dreadkill
at Mar 17,2006 11:47am
potent potables
post by ShadowSD at Mar 18,2006 1:52am
"This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you..."
post by
davefromthegrave
at Mar 18,2006 3:06am
what a retard
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