We were fishbowling in a small car, parked just underneath a bridge. A state trooper pulls up and, as he's getting out of his cruiser, we roll the windows down and I tuck the joint in between the weatherstrips of my window. He walks up to us and interrogates us for a while but gets nowhere. I look down for the joint and can't see it...
That's when I looked further down and realized that it fell and was sitting on his boot, burning the leather and all.
We got away but there was definitely a pretty pissed off trooper the next day when he went to go shine his boots.

XEDGEFORLIFEX!

Yeah, that's cool that you don't do drugs and all but...
It'd be even cooler if you did.

Edge for life? as in Edge from WWE? he was better as part of the Brood

edge!

Yeah, have fun being sober this weekend.
I'll let you know what the cool people did when it's over.

Fishbowling in an old industrial park a few summers ago with some broads. Getting nice and stoned watching a metor shower, cop rolls up, window down smoke in the face, i'm fucked. the girls took my pipes put it down their shirts. i'm sitting in the back of the cruiser for a good 15, listening to the fucking sean john song "til the early morning let's get it on, it's all good girl turn me" why a cop was listening to that i don't know but it fucked with me and mojo hard. so there waiting for my record when a car down the road gets pulled over and the driver bails, essentially the cops let me slide in order to case the dude. as they take the cuffs off my record comes over the radio..."wow, mistah staples.." i played deaf and refused to acknowledge anything they said to me. low and behold the broads sweet talked him nicely too, preventing the cops aphrension of a nice quarter of bud, my bud.

I'm so glad we switched slaves from black people to girls.
So much cuter.

I would tell you, but I cannot remember.

I would have to logout and post anonymously.
You wouldn't believe how many lurkers are really out there.

Well, I'll take that as you being the guy that got Arrested Development cancelled.

Here's a tip though, don't plan on getting laid for several days after smoking crystal meth while you're on acid.

I don't ever plan on getting laid.
It takes far too much time away from doing drugs.

I quit caring about sex about 2 years ago.
I'm not even kidding.
Certain drug combos just make sex seem so trite.

Beakey said:

just knowing what you did would suffice. it's better than E! (the channel you junkie).

I got lost in the woods by myself for 2 hours on a head full of acid. A bunch of us had gone up in the woods and made a fire and my friend was leaving and conviently another one of our friends was supposedly coming to the fire so when my buddy left I went down with him to meet my friend at the bottom of the hill. Unfortunately when I got to the bottom there was no one in sight and the kid I walked down with was leaving and I certainly wasn't about to sit around and wait for my friend in the condition I was in. So brilliant me decided to walk back up the hill to the fire by myself. It seemed like I was walking for a long time and I finally decided that I had taken a wrong turn somewhere along the way so I turned around and headed back in the direction I had come from. When I did that I heard my friends laughing and yelling and I turned around and saw a the flames from the fire in the distance. So I just laughed at myself and started walking towards the light. After about 15-20 minutes I realized that I couldn't see anything anymore and the voices had stopped. Realizing that my head was playing tricks on me I turned around and headed back towards my original entry way into the woods. I had to fight my head the whole way down because I kept hearing people laughing and seein shit in the woods, I had no fucking idea what was really going on. When I finally made it to the bottom of the hill I thankfully ran into the group of people I was attempting to meet at the fire who were leaving the woods. I got there right in the nick of time, had I been 5 minutes later my friends would have left the woods and I defintely would have been wandering aimlessly through the woods, by myself, on a head full of acid for the rest of the night. pretty shitty situation

I remember tripping on acid with Seth somewhere on tour and we spent the whole night doing imitations of that ridiculous singer in Suffocation.

Kinda like when Sideshow Bob keeps getting hit with all those rakes and he goes "yoorrrrgggg" except in a death metal voice.

Josh_Martin said:

hahaha

Josh_Martin said:

hahahaha oh man that is awesome

one night i ate 5.1 grams of ecuadorian mushrooms and proceeded to have a life altering trip and vomit on my shoes.
i woke up on the 5th of july after the 4th party to a front yard that looked as if someone had stuck a grenade in a bucket full of trash, and there were about 50 little burn holes on the roof of my car.
i drank a huge cup of soco and then a huge cup of gin and was laying on the backsteps of an apartment building screaming the words to World Coming Down by Type O Negative.
came out of a party drunk in boston and walked 2 miles in the freezing cold, pissed on the police HQ, then on a church, got chased by a sewer rat, and had to help carry my enormous friend after he tripped and fell and picked a fight with the curb and couldnt get back up.

Yeti said:


I loved Ed G. and Chris Tian.

Drinking on a farm, started at about 3AM, i had just gotten out of college in boston, and went up to a farm in NH. My friend and i drank about 20 bottles of beer, a whole bottle of some blue sour booze, a small bottle of wine, and some other stuff. Needless to say, we were wasted. We walked across a field and tried to get in the first floor of a garage. There was a spare house up in the second, and we wanted to listen to loud music on a stereo. I climbed up a tree, got on the roof, and opened the door on the deck, and let my friend in. We start drinking more, and put on Hellhammer's "Satanic Rites" and got the idea to go desecrate a church. We got in my car, couldnt find one, and came back and went back upstairs. We started cooking random sea food, while playing Dekapiator's "We will destroy, you will obey", and drinking. I lost it then, so much violence, i start kicking things, put a few holes in the ceiling, and kicked a door right out of the wall, and out of its hinges. The door and wall were totally raped. I tried nailing the door back into the wall. That didnt work. I gave up after my friend went to bed, drove home (1 hour) and woke up in the middle of the woods from 2 people who thought i was dead, laying in the woods, at about 2PM. Neptune Towers were in my headphones.

"DEKAPITATOR", sorry

one of the best threads ever, hands down. hope this keeps going.

remember when dave d and that dude from that band did a bunch of blow at that house? and then anthony puked all over himself at like 6 am?

Hooker nli said:

vaguely

fuckin christ... i could write a novel in this thread.

Hooker nli said:

Heh.

One time in high school I drank waaaaay too much J.D. and passed out in the passenger seat of my own car. I woke up several hours later at a tollbooth. My best friend at the time took me and my car down to the Bronx to buy drugs. I woke up just as we were hitting the Westchester County tolls on 95 on the way home. My friend, who was now all paranoid from the drugs, started yelling at me "DON'T PUKE AT THE TOLLS DUDE, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T PUKE AT THE TOLLS"
Needless to say, I puked at the toll. Bigtime puked. All over myself. Even the breast pockets of my jacket got filled with puke.
Yada yada yada, I get home expecting to get killed by mother for coming home covered in puke. There was no way I could clean myself up. I get in the door and there's nobody home. Yay! I'm saved. I was so relieved that no one was home that it didn't even occur to me how strange it was that no one was home at 1am. About an hour later my mom shows up. Turned out my little brother was at a party and basically did the same thing I did. He went to the party even though my mom told him not to, so she tracked him down and found him passed out under a porch. He had to go to the emergency room for alchohol poisoning. His little system couldn't take it.
So, because my brother drank too much whiskey and got caught, I was able to get away with drinking too much whiskey.

Hooker nli said:

that was a great night.

to the top with you!

BMR said:

haha you're from chelmsford right? did this happen there? which woods?

No, im from newton. The woods i drank at was somewhere in Rochester. I slept at my house in Newton NH, in the woods...

I have no really awesome drug or alcohol stories. I have tons of small, mediocre ones, but they aren't really worth typing.

Beakey said:

How come he couldn't smell the weed?

i have never drank before, so i dont know what it is like

kadoogie howser M.D. said:

Oh shit sorry I'm a retard, but to answer your question yes I'm from Chelmsford but this went down in the woods off Treble Cove Road in Billerica right off Route 3. I was like 16, shit scarred me for life, I don't think I've been the same since.