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returntothepit >> discuss >> fuck danzig by cav on Aug 16,2005 11:42pm
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toggletoggle post by cav at Aug 16,2005 11:42pm
why the fuck is every date of the danzig tour on the events page. that tour sucks the most, i wouldnt even go to it if it was playing in my back yard.



toggletoggle post by danzigs lawyer at Aug 16,2005 11:44pm
if you dont stop talking shit about danzig i will sue,kill,assrape you..



toggletoggle post by cav at Aug 16,2005 11:49pm
im not talking shit, i just think that its unnecesarry to have every date of his tour on the events page. and i think that its funny that they keep doing these tours where one band has a draw and like 6 bands are opening up. its cool if theres 4 bands and a couple are good, but one huge band and six bands that no one cares about. eh that kinda sucks.



toggletoggle post by cav at Aug 16,2005 11:50pm
i mean chimaira is on that tour. its fucking useless.



toggletoggle post by cav at Aug 16,2005 11:51pm
behemoth is the only good one, and the agony scene is ok but very unoriginal.



toggletoggle post by chimairas lawyer at Aug 16,2005 11:51pm
oh you are so dead



toggletoggle post by voice of reason at Aug 16,2005 11:52pm
you could just go in time to see danzig and skip the rest.



toggletoggle post by Cecchini   at Aug 16,2005 11:55pm
Can either Danzig or Chimairas lawyer sue Behemoth for being Canadian and wearing corpse paint?



toggletoggle post by voice of reason at Aug 16,2005 11:56pm
they could try but theyd probably get there asses kicked. and even if they did cav would probably complain about that to. wouldnt you cav?



toggletoggle post by Cecchini   at Aug 16,2005 11:58pm
So what your saying is that we need some REAL tough guys to sue Behemoth...

Hmm... real tough guys...

real... tough... guys...

*light bulb!*

GET ME BURY YOUR DEAD OR AGNOSTIC FRONT'S LAWYER ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW!!

Brilliant!!



toggletoggle post by agnostic fronts lawyer at Aug 17,2005 12:08am
as agnostic fronts lawyer i can assure you we are not"tough guys" and we take offense to any such liberal thinking,we are no talent ass clowns and always willbe and while i havent spoken with bury your deads lawyer i can assure you that they also are no talent ass clowns also and certainly not "tough guys" you should try candy striper death orgys lawyer i hear that eric paone is a real mans man if u know what i mean



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Aug 17,2005 12:10am
cav said:
i mean chimaira is on that tour. its fucking useless.


Kevin Talley is on the new one, it's really pretty good actually.



toggletoggle post by Cecchini   at Aug 17,2005 12:10am
But your saying that all those chugging riffs are just a facade?!?!

What about the baseball caps they wear in pics?! You know the ones that are always slightly tilted.... WHAT ABOUT THE CAPS?!!??

I can't believe this... Here I was all along thinking that people who played tough guy music were really tough guys.... Now I know its not true..

This is the worst day of my life.



toggletoggle post by agnostic fronts lawyer at Aug 17,2005 12:15am
Cecchini said:
But your saying that all those chugging riffs are just a facade?!?!

What about the baseball caps they wear in pics?! You know the ones that are always slightly tilted.... WHAT ABOUT THE CAPS?!!??

I can't believe this... Here I was all along thinking that people who played tough guy music were really tough guys.... Now I know its not true..

This is the worst day of my life.

we accept no responsibilty for any injury self sustained or otherwise resulting from the discovery that agnostic front are not tough guys



toggletoggle post by Cecchini   at Aug 17,2005 12:16am
Let me guesss, RHAPSODY NEVER SLAYED ANY DRAGONS EITHER RIGHT?!?!?!

bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

The humanity!!



toggletoggle post by rhapsodys lawyer at Aug 17,2005 12:21am
we have never participated in the slaying of any dragons or other mythical beasts nor do we condone any such activity we are all card carrying members ofPETA and as such find these allegations shocking and extremely unsettling . we will launch an investigation to see whos behind these cowardly acts



toggletoggle post by Cecchini   at Aug 17,2005 12:23am
It's over...

Everything I believed in...

Bury Your Dead and Rhapsody were everything to me....



toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Aug 17,2005 12:23am



toggletoggle post by 14 year old at Aug 17,2005 12:25am
me to i dont know how ill continue...i just cant believe it at least i can take comfort in the fact that candiria are definately tough guys



toggletoggle post by cav at Aug 17,2005 5:29pm
ya i wanted to vomit when i heard talley joined chimaira.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 17,2005 7:23pm
This thread is funny as hell.



toggletoggle post by anon at Aug 17,2005 7:27pm
retzam said:
This thread is funny as hell.


thank you. the one thats called {in an attempt to boost ticket sales one is good also}



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 17,2005 7:29pm
I'm confused...



toggletoggle post by anon at Aug 17,2005 7:31pm
dont be confused im a moron its the news flash thread tragic airplane crash etc.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 17,2005 11:42pm
Anthony nli said:
cav said:
i mean chimaira is on that tour. its fucking useless.


Kevin Talley is on the new one, it's really pretty good actually.


Kevin Talley is with Chimaira now?! ::hangs head in shame::



toggletoggle post by jonny8pins at Aug 17,2005 11:45pm
>>

Kevin Talley is with Chimaira now?! ::hangs head in shame::>>

dont worry chimaira,agnostic front,bury your dead,andrhapsody have all died in a plane crash!



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 17,2005 11:47pm
yeah yeah yeah...joke wouldn't get old if it was funny.

period blood, now that has replay value



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 18,2009 10:47am
This thread is amazing. Also, I'd just like to remind everybody that, if you don't like Danzig, you have definitely sucked a dick for money at one point or another. Samhain is also acceptable.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 18,2009 10:49am
WOOOOOOWOAH ON HER BLACK WIINGS



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 18,2009 10:49am
lucifuge is one of my favorite albums of all time



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 18,2009 10:59am
Enjoying as we speak.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 18,2009 10:59am
noice



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 18,2009 11:08am
You are a wizened and learned man, Steve.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 18,2009 11:08am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
This thread is amazing. Also, I'd just like to remind everybody that, if you don't like Danzig, you have definitely sucked a dick for money at one point or another. Samhain is also acceptable.


backed, Danzig rules!
Samhain was excellent!
Misfits (Danzig era) FTW!!!!

and yes, this thread is aweomse, especially the posts from all these lawyers



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 18,2009 11:10am
reimroc said[orig][quote]
lucifuge is one of my favorite albums of all time


me too.
very underrated album.

it's probably the only album that me and my girl agree 100% on how much it rules



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 18,2009 11:17am
Orgy: You can definitely see a clear progression from the first one - it's like they just stepped out of the studio for a smoke break in between recording both records. GC: Troof. Unfortunately more wizened than learned. *snort*



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 18,2009 11:23am
i'm going to go out on a limb and say that i enjoy some of graves's solo stuff



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 18,2009 11:24am
not to change the subject or anything


commence flaming



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 18,2009 11:26am
reimroc said[orig][quote]
i'm going to go out on a limb and say that i enjoy some of graves's solo stuff


i saw "Graves" live once.
it wasn't terrible.
nothing special though.
just him, 2 young dudes on guitar and bass, and Chud on drums playing a mix of Misfits tunes and originals (which were ok at best)



toggletoggle post by DYA NLI FUCK IT at Mar 18,2009 11:56am
ONLY AND HIS BLACK FLAGFITS R TEH FAIL



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 18,2009 11:57am
oh god, that new line up with dez and robo.....i will never listen to it!
severe gayness



toggletoggle post by sinislazy at Mar 18,2009 12:06pm
Danzig rules. Some day I'll get a 1-4 tribute band together.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 18,2009 1:25pm
while i love through four, and hate blackaciddevil and satan's child....
circle of snakes was a great comeback



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 18,2009 1:26pm
one through four that was



toggletoggle post by joeyumbrella  at Mar 18,2009 2:13pm
danzig rules, disagree your a fag



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 18,2009 2:16pm
sinis, I'm seriously a hundred thousand percent down to sing if we can cover the Samhain version of "All Hell Breaks Loose" and Danzig Shopping List.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 18,2009 5:06pm
Where is the video of Glen danfag getting his ass kicked?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 18,2009 5:27pm
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Where is the video of Glen danfag getting his ass kicked?


priceless



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Mar 18,2009 6:30pm
"FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 18,2009 6:32pm
Check it out, extended mix:




bennyhillifier



Hey, Bradness - you ever do anything with that Last Benchpress shit? I'd kill for a copy of that (that wasn't a dub tape).



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Mar 18,2009 11:27pm
hmm, i have no idea where that is. I'll ask Bob if he has it. It's forever etched in my brain, i'd love to hear it again myself!



toggletoggle post by ctb0rderpatrol at Mar 18,2009 11:56pm
YEAH FUCK DANZIG. WHAT A SHITHOLE




toggletoggle post by 666BEAST at Mar 19,2009 1:59pm
BUMP...



toggletoggle post by DYA NLI at Mar 19,2009 2:13pm
GUMP



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 19,2009 2:46pm
Worship Danzig I - IV or you are a pussy and a twink.



toggletoggle post by DYANZIG NLI at Mar 19,2009 3:15pm
I'm now thoroughly obsessed with this Danzig coveribute band idea. This needs to happen. I would seriously work out and get 18-yo DYA huge in order to properly capture the complete Danzig chest-thumping experience. [/YAMS]



toggletoggle post by DYANZIG NLI at Mar 19,2009 3:18pm
DANZIG APPREESH OR YOU RIDE KEN SUSI'S HORSE TO BUY CENTURY MEDIA GRAB BAGS AT THE APPLE STORE



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 19,2009 3:23pm
i have only ever seen/heard one thing involving Danzig that didn't make me want to rip my eyes/ears out, and that was his appearance on ATHF.



toggletoggle post by DYA NLI at Mar 19,2009 3:42pm
His pronunciation of the word "robot" makes me lulz lotz.



toggletoggle post by DYA NLI at Mar 19,2009 3:43pm
Also, you and I are no longer friends.



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