Saw this on craigs list

Experienced DRUMMER seeks metal band!

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Reply to: DrumMachinedcs@hotmail.com
Date: 2005-07-13, 12:44PM EDT


I'm a 20 yr. old drummer/7 years experience under my belt/I use a Roland V-Session kit w/ acoustic snare & cymbals/I have my own PA to run the bitch through/Just moved here from Maine and had to leave my old band cause of it and due to other reaons/Very dedicated, its all I do and think of and need the same out of the other members[good chemistry/on the same page]/Very creative and open minded/My general playing style is heavy, catchy, and groove oriented/If you want to listen and get an idea of my playing style visit www.myspace.com/hollowimage
Thank You,
Dari

Joe/NotCommon said:

why the hell would he use an acoustic snare? he must have no clue what hes doing if he can get a good snare sound and not get the rest of an acoustic kit to sound decent, either that or he has no clue what hes doing. wait, sounds like he has no clue what hes doing.

i dont know, i didnt really read it

obviously not, jerk.

feed me underaged girls

Maybe he uses the triggers so his limp-wristed fulcrum rolls come out sounding like he has testicles.

Joe/NotCommon said:

That's not how you spell boys.

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

then why doesnt he use a snare trigger too? poo.

I've got fulcrum rolls from eating too much

blue said:

Oh, I see now. I didn't read the whole thing either. I thought he was saying he triggers his acoustic snare... Which would make even less sense.

Does Roland even make triggers? I'm tired.

they dont make triggers, but they do make trigger pads.

I think I contacted this guy not too long ago. I didn't even think he's what we're looking for, but why not give it a shot. Thanks anyway Joe, it makes me feel warm inside knowing you're looking out for us like that.

We will try anyone, we got a tryout mon. Nite. Mike did u contact him? Thanx joe!