Sources (meaning his slutty girlfriend who told everyone while she was blowing half of norwood) have reported Joe Christianni has spent the entire day indoors in a pair of dumpy sweatpants, and a Norwood High sweatshirt while eating cake frosting, all because he felt bloated, and declared himself to be having a "fat day". He also sprouted another vagina. Making 8 vaginas total for JOE CHRISTIANNI.