Flower Stomper Productions presents:
Sunday June 19th
@ Middle East upstairs

RAVAGE
Boston's only true metal band

ADOLF SATAN
4 losers on drugs playing sludgecore

ABHORRED
Grindcore that's not gay enough for Relapse

HIRUDINEA
Thrash that's blacker than Living Color

HEKSERI
Girls in Venom shirts who play better than you do

8pm doors
First band @ 8:30 sharp
$8.00
18+

If you missed the first Hekseri show last week, here's your chance to not be gay any more.

phew.. it's not a monday.
it would be cool if the IWEIPH and TS show at o'briens is earlier so people can go to both.

i wanted it to be a monday so you couldn't go...damn you

i think i might try and go to this i really would like to see hekseri i really like that song on the rttp comp.

they are much better with seth (acendancy) on drums

i bet they are seth is crazy on drums

hahaha, awesome.

this will be Father's Day, BTW

Venom's my dad

. . .

actually Abraham Glasser (1927-1976)

Herseri are my babies...so i will be there (without the exclusive) SIGH
ps: the other bands are gonna rule too!

Larissa, i'm going to email you back about the promo shots...

Once again, I totally suck at making flyers so everyone feel free to make your own.

Awesome line up, I will be there unless someone kills me.

kills you, eh...

Josh_Martin said:

you know, I hate to give away my flyer idea but I wanted a better screenshot of this still from 'Creepshow'



remember, "I Got My Cake? Happy Father's Day!"

does anyone have screen-capture hardware/software on their PC? I could lend you my DVD of the movie and the time at which this happens . . .

I'm so fucking high maintenance.

Since its on Father's Day, you should just get a picture of some mutilated corpse who looks like he probably had kids for the background.

Or get a pic of that guy who took pictures of himself while castrating himself.

I'll see what I can dig up (*oh, dyooo!*)

who wants to post a big scan on here or e-mail me a roughly 8" X 10" scan that would look decent at 300dpi?

litacore@att.net

SOMETHING GRUESOME, PLEASE

(the web version will of course be smaller resolution, but it's better to go downwards than upwards, then just save-as, blah-blah)

I think I have creepshow. will look when I get home.

MORE BLOOD PLEASE!

Sorry larizoid

the_reverend said:

that'd be sweet

Joe/NotCommon said:

hahaha, I guess I'll never live down Maggotzoid

well, umm. . .

Mother's Day has passed

i think i just had an accident in my pants

the baby in dead alive is the greatest character in cinema history, period.

That bathtub picture is perfect. I don't care if its a chick.
What better way to celebrate Father's Day than with dead chicks?

I want my caaaaaakkkkeeee!

that slut in the bath tub is the hottest picture ive ever seen

oh there are some pics in that zombie book 'Eaten Alive' that will make the poop curdle in your lower intestine

Whoa, what the hell is this? Does Kuato still live? I guess so.

Oh that's from Dead Alive...haven't seen that in a while... I guess that was before Kuato... or was it? Kuato lives!

Kuato should also be in the bathtub.

open your mind kuato

Someone get a picture of Kuato, damn it...and put him in the bathtub..hje would fit...I'm telling you.

Quaid...start the reactor

Oh man, I've got it....give me a second to put this together

yes we have the creepshow DVD but you won't be home until late and i have no idea how to do it...

Joe rules.
I'll kill anyone who fucks with him. Even Anne.

hahah, awesome Joe!

my idle hands apparently DO NOT get in the way of the devil's work!

~Carina~ said:

I dunno, just a screen capture of Nathan Grantham holding Aunt Sylvia's head on the platter

I doubt I could top that tub flyer, but maybe mine can be the PG-13 one, heh

I just wish I had some to give out on monday night

Damn you joe... beat me to Kuato.... Kuato is dead!

haha yours came out better then mine

I wish I had a color printer.

if someone has access to a color copier, ill print one color copy to give to them.

dont you work at a brooks pharmacy?

i thought they had copiers in those places

they have a black and white copier, I'm planning on making copies there today.

I cant do color copies though, is your helmet on too tight?

well you tried to get John Gillis to make you some copies Monday night, when you could have done it yourself at Brooks.

I mean, the man's running for Sherriff. Cut him some slack.

I just printed a color one and it looks sweet!

"I want my CAKE Bedelia! Where's my CAKE!?!"

That's almost as good as "Where's my bourbon!?!" or "Gotta hold ya breath... gotta hold your breath" or better yet... from Creepshow II... "Thanks for the RIDE, lady!"

my favorite part of Creepshow II was the carnivorous oil slick in 'The Raft'

hm.. I think I might have creepshop II, not 1

Fuck, this should kick ass!

Funny flyer, btw.

the_reverend said:

I have the first one, if you need it.

I WANT MY CAKE! (although it was Mother's Day. I can't have kids, but I can eat cake. I often do.)

the_reverend said:

I moved that to July 18th so as not to be crushed by the sheer magnitude of this rock and roll showcase.

kuato will be there

according to the middle east website:
Sun 6/19
Ravage, Adolf Satan, Abhorred, Hirudinea, Heksari 18+ $8 - 8pm doors

haha, i can't decide if i like hexter (the o'brien's version of our name) or heksari better.

this show should be awesome, thanks for making room for us!

I think you should just go with dexatrim.

Clearly, you all need to wear saris onstage now.

KillerKadoogan said:

thats because all the copies I had were taken by people.

Goat Pee is hard 2 spell

that flyer is beyond words, I need to get some to decorate the fenway area and tardville, I mean, quincy

I am glad hekseri are playing this show

vicious

That picture was one of the best from that night.

bump

Set times will be

Hekseri 8:30
Hirudinea 9:15
Abhorred 10:00
Adolf 10:45
Ravage 11:30

or probably something close to that. I dunno what the fuck I'm doing and I'm always late anyways.

Who's letting me use their amp? I am the fucking KING of broken equipment. My amp AND my cabinet shit the bed at practice last week. I can fix the cab once I get the part but finding a good amp repair guy is harder than finding a fat bitch's pee hole. I dunno what's wrong with it. It gets power but there's no sound. Hopefully just a blown tube.

Josh lemme know if you wanna use my Marshall.

GET WITH THE SICKNESS

Total Recall was on the other night... what a brilliant movie, even edited it's great.

"Harry... what da fuck did I doo wrang?!? Tell me!"
"Ya blabbed Quaid! Ya blabbed about Mahs!"
"Baht I don't even know anyting about mahs!"

I need to remember to go to this.

"Get ya ass to mahs!"

awesome flyer! nothing attracts an audience like a good old auto-da-fe

litacore said:

That would be awesome. Thanks.

I'm psyched for this... How did the NY show go Josh?

yeah how did it go?

It's going to look like this outside the show

BestialOnslaught said:

It was cool. I was in a bad mood all night because of amplifier problems but as usual, I was the only one who noticed.
Larry sounded amazing. New bassist is working out great.

We're playing there again August 26th.

Al_Ravage said:

If most of the guys there are wearing neckerchiefs like Fonzie up there, just think how easy it will be for the rest of us to get laid.

I don't think I even have a choice, I'll be there like my life depends on it.

I'm going to be lat ebecause i have to work 'til 10. But I will be there!

Michael Jackson may or may not be there...more likely not, now that he won't be going to prison

Joe/NotCommon said:

Can Joe (or somebody) post this on the Relapse board? There's a bunch of Boston people on there. I got banned again for being myself.

rock... and or roll

thems some big ass titties.

BUMP!!!

metal guuuuy!

where's my bourbon?

oh, kuato got it

this show is gonna rule everyone's lame ass

and I'm tellin' my mom

litacore said:

You should introduce your mom to Larry and tell her he's your fiancee.

Larry Appleton and Balki will be there

I saw Perfect Strangers last weekend. It was the one when they win the lottery and Balki forgets where he hid the ticket. Hilarity enuses.

Josh, you make this board a happy place.

The best part was when they eventually found the missing lottery ticket, it turned out Balki wrote down the numbers wrong and they didn't win after all.
That Balki, he's so crazy.

Balki says



GO TO THIS SHOW!

One last bump for the weekend.

looks like they're bumping balls

I love the episode where Balki makes these native treats that everyone thinks are delicious...so Larry exploits him and makes him do catering... but they become so popular that Balki makes them too fast and they explode and destroy the appartment. What brilliant writing that show had.

Just Desserts (2.3.88): Larry thinks a special Myposian dessert is a goldmine, until he discovers that the treats explode if they're not made just right.

good album featuring balki and larry

I think I've really lost it this time

Dio and Grind Fest tickets will be on sale tonight.

I think this is the Dio grind fest.

We're in manchester now....

see you all tonight

I'm at jonah's.
heading to this show around 9-ish.

at the show now.

hekseri: played. I was running around outside trying to get in and stuff for the beginning of their set. then I got in finally and snapped some shots. the lighting is always hard to get used to at the middle east so please excuse the quality of this set... they were much more rushed, I think that they were much more on traget this show. they definitely had a lot more confidence on stage. Megan shredded a bunch of riffs so easily. I swear she made it look super easy. saddly, larrrrriiiiissssaaaa stayed in character for the whole set (well, what I was there for) so we didn't get a dish of the lita the librarian voice. megan seems to be the driving vocalist now. I swore that last time that larissa sang more. she did tell the stories in between the sets though. at some points, larissa's guitar cut out. I think one of her pedals wasn't set up right. when it was on what I assume was "pass thru" it sounded great, but she'd click it and the guitar would be gone.

hirudinea: wow... that second song they played... wow... it's sort of been a bit since I've seen these guys. it's also been a really long time since I've seen them with sound that good. the last time I saw them on a wicked good system was at the metcafe. I think they only had 3 songs back them. the crowd was a toucher than the hekseri crowd. sucks cause they ruled and need to have something recorded beyond the boom-box demo that I got 3 years ago.

falafel sandwich take II: this was my second attempt at a falafel at this fine establishment. this time, I ordered it.. er.. larissa ordered it with extra humus. that tipped the scales. this sandwich was top notch. the extra humus made it like a party in my mouth. yeah!!!

abhorred: another great set. they sounded awesome. they plauyed all the songs that I like from them plus all the covers (at the end). race riot did sound good. at the end of their set, I put away my stuff and then the sound guy gave them another song... or two.. I think they played two cover songs. the crowd really got into that, including dwyer. funny to hear him on a mic. I think I reember hearing that he sung for a band.

adolf satan: so... the near immortal larry lifeless has survived yet another show. this time, standing the ENTIRE set! their set ranks just below the last time I saw them. their sound was miced up really good. I think the only problem was the vocals were a bit quiet. Their new bass player looks a bit like dave (ichabod). he moved around A LOT on the stage. he was on the border line of having a nu-metal stamp going on. Josh has an interesting style when he plays, coming down the fret board towards the pick up similar to what bradness does in the noisier parts of CWAF. I would know the technical term for it.. but I know nothing of making music.

pictures shortly..

this show was a good time, playing in it alongside such awesome bands, and getting to hang out and thrash to said awesome bands. I really dug the lineup , and thought basically everyone played at their best or near to it. Ahh being drunk at 2:30 and knowing I need to be up for work in four hours. Nothing beats an adrenaline rush
Also, I joined necrobeast as their vocalist and second guitarist( effective when their current vocalist departs, so long as it doesn't interfere with hekseri) arghhhh

I'm drinking now.
mmm... cranberry...

oh and thanks to josh for putting this show together, to carina for taking pics before and during the set, and aaron for taking pics and to ben for the awesome exploding christ shirt.
I'm loaded

ravage: and thank you ravage for being... well, ravage. they are boston's premiere power metal band and harper's ferry headliner. they played a bunch of tracks off that new CD that I've never heard and the old tracks that I've heard over and over in mp3 form. (that is over and over again until they are drilled into my head). I think that their set was a little short, IMHO, but it was late by them. the front row of them was basically full of people that weren't upfront for all the other bands.

The last 2 ABHORRED songs were Corporation Pull-In (TERRORIZER) and Dethroned Emperor (CELTIC FROST).

Yeah, Aaron, I was actually a vocalist in 3 bands over the years; EVERYDAY DAMAGE (1986-1987), DEAD BEAT (1991-1992) and A TRAGEDY UNVEILED (1996-1998).

I feel like

great fucking show

what is it with me getting pulled over after Hekseri shows??? mutherfuckers! they got me again, this time for blowing a red light and speeding? i dont know...all i know is i gotta go to court sometime soon or i get stuck with a 300 hundred dollar ticket :(

Are you working today?

awesome time

thanks aaron and carina for the pictures, and meghan for the use of the head, and josh for setting up the show an all that good stuff.

THE BEAUTY'S IN THE BREAKDOWN!

not a big crowd, but one of the most fun shows I've played or been to in a while. thanks to everyone for coming. I think a lot of the crowd went off clubbing with Kuato and didn't make it, but Kuato was assasinated by Benny in the early morning hours ... so he got his!

get yure ass to mahs

due to really gay circumstances, i only caught 5 minutes of hekseri - brutal shit! wicked impressed, up to yesterday ive only heard you through your band room door! when you are playing next? i saw the next couple shows were canceled..

its a damn shame i missed this show, i'll have to catch you guys next time. i heard your set was intense. good job dudes.

pat _ mtr

Hekseri's playing DD's in Quincy on July 23 for Anne Armageddon's going away benefit show

http://www.hekseri.net

YOU ARE VICTIMS

warwhore said:

dude you gotta move into town!
you live too near my parents in Marshfield, LOL

My ears are fucked! THis show and MAnowar realy fucked my frigging ears. aaaaaahhh! The price I pay for Metal.

$6.66 ?

You got it.

Great show.
Thanks to everyone who played.
Thanks to Larrisa for the amp.
Thanks to Marsi for bringing that hot swedish chick.

you're welcome Josh, you did my JCM900 proud

DVM, wear earplugs, like the smart people do!

awesome time. hekseri, abhorred, and adolf satan were all awesome. thanks to abhorred for letting hirudinea use their equipment.

attn all bands: please check for a black zip up carry on bag with chords and most importantly our DISTORTION PEDAL in it. maybe someone picked it up by accident on the way out. please take a look around your stuff just in case. thanks.

MIKE, I PUT A BAG NEXT THE STAIRS AFTER YOU GUYS PLAYED, IT WAS A CURRIER BAG I BELIEVE OR WHATEVER, DEFINATELY HAD SOME SHIT IN THOUGH.

yeah i was looking for it after the show was over so i think somebody took it.

Dumbest band names in the world, adolf satan...wow

YEAH IT'D BE A LOT COOLER IF IT WAS xADOLFx xSATANx OBVIOUSLY!

xYEP!x

EDGE TILL DEATH!

BestialOnslaught said:

I was gonna type almost exactly the same thing.

But then I remembered that anyone dumb and gay enough to be straightedge isn't really worth responding to.

drugs are bad, mmmkay

Yep i dont drink or smoke i must be a retard