Just the other day I caught some old slut trying to steal air scent plug in things from my store. She offered to suck my cock in exchange for the scent things, but I beat the shit out of her instead (and still got my orgasm).

Nice. take THAT superman!

dude. old lady. dentures.

you missed a golden opportunity right there.

Superman has cotton balls

that is a beautiful story

She wasn't that old Dave, she was like mid to late thirties, but looked older cuz she was definately addicted to pain killers.

you didnt even need to kill a dog?

that should be a movie.

and the sequel should be joe vs the holbrook mutants

i saw this older broad the other day who was really fuckin hot. she had to be in her forties, but her body was perfect, and aside from some wrinkles on the face, the face was damn good too.