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returntothepit >> discuss >> They found a cure for HIV (no i am not kidding) by Kalopsia on Dec 2,2004 6:37pm
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toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Dec 2,2004 6:37pm



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Dec 2,2004 6:39pm
Good work you assholes.


-Freddie Mercury



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Dec 2,2004 6:39pm
Hooker said:
Good work you assholes.


-Freddie Mercury


officially the funniest post of the week.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Dec 2,2004 6:40pm
at least we still have aids!



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Dec 2,2004 6:42pm
ahh, i can always count on abbath to look on the bright side of everything



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 2,2004 6:44pm
Kalopsia said:
Hooker said:
Good work you assholes.


-Freddie Mercury


officially the funniest post of the week.


definitely. i think Hooker should be nominated for RTTP's funny person of the year award. there are a lot of funny people here, but i think i've laughed at more of his posts in the last few months than anyone else's. anyone else agree?



toggletoggle post by moran   at Dec 2,2004 6:48pm
Hes just a depressed scumbag crying for attention.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Dec 2,2004 6:58pm
ahahahaha



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 2,2004 7:11pm
wow, good news for junkies, faggots, and guys that fuck hookers while unprotected and drunk.

heres a clue, cure cancer, you know, that disease that normal, hard working people get for no reason.
assfucking cunts.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Dec 2,2004 7:17pm
Not to mention them thar afronaggers.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 2,2004 7:20pm
ahh ya, I forgot about that.
Im sure magic Johnson is happy tho.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Dec 2,2004 7:21pm
He's gonna get cured and just before banging his first woman in 13 years, a dumptruck is gonna fall on his house, killing him instantly.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Dec 2,2004 7:22pm
Cuban scientists have already developed a medicine that neutralizes some forms of cancer. Now if only Fidel could die so we could move in and take it.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 2,2004 7:24pm
magic johnson is off tha hook yo



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 2,2004 7:27pm
Hooker said:
He's gonna get cured and just before banging his first woman in 13 years, a dumptruck is gonna fall on his house, killing him instantly.


hahaha Im not sure how a dumptruck will become airborne, but I will help in anyway I can!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 2,2004 7:27pm
How could you be spiteful about them getting a cure for HIV? Anyone can get HIV, not just those people you listed.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Dec 2,2004 7:28pm
Well you see, being a churchgoing, god-fearing member of the PTA, mr. kok has an obligation to denounce all wrongdoers and rogues. Especially those who wallow in the dark world of the "gay cancer"



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 2,2004 7:29pm
retzam said:
How could you be spiteful about them getting a cure for HIV? Anyone can get HIV, not just those people you listed.


I cant...because, see im not a fag, I dont shoot drugs, and my wife of 11 years dosent fuck infected negroes.
therefore, Im pretty safe I would say.
and Im not spiteful, I just dont sympathize with mose hiv cases.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 2,2004 7:31pm
Hooker said:
Well you see, being a churchgoing, god-fearing member of the PTA, mr. kok has an obligation to denounce all wrongdoers and rogues. Especially those who wallow in the dark world of the "gay cancer"


HAH I hope yer kidding, cuz thats the furthest from the troof!
I just despise fags and junkies!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 2,2004 7:32pm
First of all: A woman infected with HIV transmits the disease to her child during birth. Second of all, absolutely anything could happen. You know when someone gets a bloody nose at a show? If he has HIV and he bumps into you and gets the blood on you, there are multiple ways it could get into your system.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 2,2004 7:33pm
And since when can only gays get HIV? Do you have an IQ that falls below 50?



toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 2,2004 7:34pm
Edit^: Since when can only gays get HIV from intercourse*



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 2,2004 7:34pm
I suppose...but I would also suppose that the % of hiv infections didnt come from bloody nose transmission while mosh pitting.
you do have a point tho.
just wear a hat, and no one will know!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 2,2004 7:35pm
my IQ is 129 thank you.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Dec 2,2004 7:35pm
retzam said:
First of all: A woman infected with HIV transmits the disease to her child during birth. Second of all, absolutely anything could happen. You know when someone gets a bloody nose at a show? If he has HIV and he bumps into you and gets the blood on you, there are multiple ways it could get into your system.



It would only happen if it was an Atreyu show.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 2,2004 7:36pm
and if you read my post b4 figuring that Im wrong and youre right (as usual) you would see that I said fags junkies and straight guys that fuck hookers.....keeey---rhist



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Dec 2,2004 7:39pm
What about straight white guys that fuck straight white girls that aren't hookers? But have aids. And stuff.

Like how rednecks do it. Rednecks. That hate fags, blacks and gun control. And stuff. How about them? With the aids and the LEsions. Glavin.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 2,2004 7:41pm
survival of the fittest. no remorse. fuck umm.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Dec 2,2004 7:42pm
Yeah. Yeah!!!




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 2,2004 7:44pm
ha, atreyu show. glavin



toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 2,2004 7:44pm
How is this even a matter of who's wrong and who's right? I'm trying to figure out how you could be so spiteful about this. I could use your same logic and say "They be wasting their time trying to find a cure for lung cancer because most people with long cancer smoke or used to smoke."



toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 2,2004 7:45pm
They should not be*

Damn, I wish I could edit my posts the normal way without people giving me shit for it.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Dec 2,2004 7:46pm
It's cool dudester. He just hates blacks and jews and stuff. Or god forbid, if combined, the dreaded "jiggajoo". Ted Nugent and shit.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 2,2004 7:53pm
Hahahahaha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 2,2004 7:57pm
white women have the highest HIV infection rate.

I heard about this a few days ago. it's awesome news. all you kids going to myspace and fucking underaged girl unprotected must be stoked. with this AND petshop penicillin, you're unstoppable!
well, until you get the hep.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 2,2004 9:03pm
Hooker said:
It's cool dudester. He just hates blacks and jews and stuff. Or god forbid, if combined, the dreaded "jiggajoo". Ted Nugent and shit.


Hooker, if I didnt think you were funny I'd tie you to a birch tree and beat you till I had an athsma attack.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 2,2004 9:04pm
The Nuge fuckin rules!! btw.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 2,2004 9:38pm
powerkok said:
Hooker said:
It's cool dudester. He just hates blacks and jews and stuff. Or god forbid, if combined, the dreaded "jiggajoo". Ted Nugent and shit.


Hooker, if I didnt think you were funny I'd tie you to a birch tree and beat you till I had an athsma attack.


He is pretty funny, hahaha, I didn't realize it until this thread, I'll keep my eyes open more often now.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Dec 2,2004 10:03pm
powerkok said:
Hooker said:
It's cool dudester. He just hates blacks and jews and stuff. Or god forbid, if combined, the dreaded "jiggajoo". Ted Nugent and shit.


Hooker, if I didnt think you were funny I'd tie you to a birch tree and beat you till I had an athsma attack.


Hey, am I far off though? By the way, that's a great visual. Can you imagine Matthew Shepard's killers passing an inhalor back and forth? hahaha



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Dec 2,2004 10:04pm
the_reverend said:
white women have the highest HIV infection rate.

I heard about this a few days ago. it's awesome news. all you kids going to myspace and fucking underaged girl unprotected must be stoked. with this AND petshop penicillin, you're unstoppable!
well, until you get the hep.


shhh you'll make the nazis head's explode...i don't want to have to clean that up.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Dec 2,2004 10:07pm
You come to see Gallagher without a tarp, don't come cryin' to me.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Dec 2,2004 10:10pm
wang dang sweet poontang.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 2,2004 10:11pm
I think they hand out ponchos to the people in the first couple of rows.



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Dec 2,2004 10:16pm
mmmm neo-nazi gallagher...

the comical implications are astounding



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Dec 2,2004 11:57pm
the_reverend said:
I heard about this a few days ago. it's awesome news. all you kids going to myspace and fucking underaged girl unprotected must be stoked. with this AND petshop penicillin, you're unstoppable!
well, until you get the hep.








toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 3,2004 2:06am
we've beaten nature again! and i can't wait to see what she has up her sleeve



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 8:49am
I am just glad they tested it on animals.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 9:05am
This cure is a lie, Seemless is still a band so AIDS still exists.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 3,2004 9:08am
I thought the cure for AIDS was called "fag bashing".



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Dec 3,2004 3:25pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
This cure is a lie, Seemless is still a band so AIDS still exists.



ahahaha



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 3,2004 3:41pm
I'm sure we've had a cure for some time now.



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Dec 3,2004 10:04pm edited Dec 3,2004 10:04pm
aids is killing the entire african nation...
and the vaccine is supposedly still under preperation...
but these corperations, they dont mind procrastination...
they say lets kill them off, take their land, and go there for vacation...



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 3,2004 11:27pm
The Lorax is queer



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Dec 4,2004 8:58am
If you killed everyone with AIDS as well as people who have sex with monkeys (both of wich are already going to die undoubtedly anyways) than... no more AIDs....



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 4,2004 9:16am
Niccolai said:
If you killed everyone with AIDS as well as people who have sex with monkeys (both of wich are already going to die undoubtedly anyways) than... no more AIDs....


im sure some necrophiliac would ruin it for everyone.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Dec 4,2004 1:23pm
They always seem to fuck the party don't they?



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