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: post by arilliusbm at 2010-08-26 16:14:28
both the best and worse usage of te english language in the history of rttp:

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[Mar 31,2010 3:43pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Speak English.
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[Mar 31,2010 4:11pm - arilliusbm ""]
Ok.

Hear ye, hear ye. Young lad. Behold, thy contrary opinion on videogameeth. Sega Master System shall suit thy needs for pleasure. A dwindle dee playeth on PS3 only if thou like "blueray" and xbox if thou liketh Thy People Gunning games.
Aye, this twee moment of pleasure neatly suited with monetary means.
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[Mar 31,2010 4:15pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
A Master System?! Of the SEGA persuasion?! You must take me for some proliferation of...well, dare I say, a fat-kidneyed clotpole, sire! You may taketh thy shrill-gorged ways from this place, rampallion. Thou dost fancy performing a ritual about this matter, manpleaser.
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[Mar 31,2010 4:26pm - Snli  ""]
NERDS
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[Mar 31,2010 4:28pm - arilliusbm ""]
A noble prediciment mi lord. Thy ritual days no longer standeth before thyself. Thou dost take them for a shrill harumph, but spite the strong notions of a metereth of - ah, what doth thy populous name it - "sarcasm?," thou strike thyself down hard, ergo a bloody board such as this shall no longer be takeneth seriously. Please, mi lord, 'twas a secular notion of peace by the very hands of Sega.
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[Mar 31,2010 4:34pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Now thou art just getting straight obstreperous. I challenge thou to a fencing duel; I shall thrust my epee deep into thy soul to release this demon, Sega, by which you are undoubtedly possessed.
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[Mar 31,2010 4:35pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
In alternate vernacular, meet me in the village of China.
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[Mar 31,2010 4:42pm - arilliusbm ""]
Doth thou summon thyself to the lair of the Zilla? A million men cannot battle such a grandiose demon of pain.
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[Mar 31,2010 4:52pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
The legendary Zilla of lore doth have a soft spot for the fabled "slam."
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[Mar 31,2010 5:01pm - arilliusbm ""]
Surely thou jest. Only in Olde Tyme England shall ...

ah, fuck it. This thread sucks now.
Get the PS3.
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