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Testimonials

I am a 60 year old, married professional woman having raised 3 sons. For the past 32 years of my life, I've suffered with Crohns Disease, and Inflamatory Bowel Syndrome which causes symptoms of diarrhea and excesssive foul smelling gas. The embarrassment and consequent social anxiety would many times actually increase these symptoms.

I am a clinical psychologist in private practice and it has been tremendously embarrassing when I pass gas while working; often with little or no control. The most embarrassing moment of my working career was when a client said,"It smells like sewage in here!" My professionalism melted when I admitted to the client that my gas was the cause of the smell.

My devoted husband of 30 years had also struggled with sleeping in the same bed with me, and it would sometimes interfere with our intimacy. My children could laugh at it, but would leave the room. I noticed an increase in my symptoms when I was embarrassed about the foul smelling gas.

On one Thanksgiving night, as my husband and I were lying in bed after a wonderful dinner, the foul smell became unbearable for both of us. My husband ruminated, thinking,"I can't divorce my wife over this, but I have to do something." At that moment, he began to develop the idea of a pair of air-tight underwear with a filter that would eliminate the foul smell. For the next few months he researched filter materials and made a prototype of the underwear.

For the past 5 years, I have worn these underwear when I've had an acute Crohns attack with complete security. There has been no trace of bad gas odors. My social anxiety and embarrassment has been eliminated. In fact, I noticed I pass less gas when I wear the underwear, because I am calm, secure, and comfortable.






"I have told everyone about your product and while this is a guarantee of a few hilarious minutes at first, most everyone is pretty interested in knowing more. I can only reiterate that your ingenuity has made me and my family's lives so much pleasanter! Best wishes and keep up the production." Lynn M.

"This product needs to be known. I have had 80% of my colon removed and the doctors have not been helpful in taking care of my embarrassing problem. I hope you make it since I want to be able to continue to order them. My wife has been very patient all these years." J.C.E.

"My plane ride to and from Kansas, my dinner with the Doctor and co-workers in Kansas, and the clinics went over smooth and without odor. I did have gas but was relieved that no one else knew but me." Anna Marie S.

"Thank you for this wonderful product. It has given me the freedom and confidence to participate in activities that would have caused anxiety and concern in the past." Lawrence W.

"I caught a few minutes of you on the radio talk show in Los Angeles. What a great idea! I don't currently have this type of problem, but had to say "BRAVO" to you! Will save a link to your website for future reference. You are providing an excellent product." Beverly H.

"This message is to tell you that I am very happy with the underwear purchase. They fit perfectly, and do the job." Mary B.

"I recently purchased a pair of your creation. I have to admit I was a bit skeptical at first. After wearing them for the first time, I was amazed at their efficiency. Truly a remarkable invention. Thank you." Salvatore C.

"I am very please to tell you that the UNDER-EASE have arrived today (in China). It's very classy. The size fit me well. It's very helpful and brings joy and happiness! Thanks again. Allow me to offer my heartiest wishes." Imavis

"They really are working for me.an answer to my prayers, because I like to wear them when I go out." Betty C.

"My 12 year old son has been using his UNDER-EASE for about a week now, and we are quite pleased. They look like regular boxers and do not draw obvious attention when changing for gym. He is currently being tested for Crohn's . His UNDER-EASE has given him a 100% confidence to return to school after weeks of absence. You have quite a task ahead getting your message out." Bruce E.

"You're a star. I think you may be on to something here in London. I have a feeling this may be the start of something great!" Mutuma M.

"I've become one of your good customers. I also tell friends in Florida about you. Keep up the good work! My life is so much better. I can go out without being shamed." Juanita B.

"Thank you. You've changed my life! I've had Irritable Bowel Syndrome for 40 years. I love them." Nora N.

"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You saved my life! I can now go to school without worry. I' so happy you did this!" Dusky T.

"UNDER-EASE is just like wearing regular panties. They work great, and I am recommending them to friends." Carol B., July 24, 2002.

"I am 71 years old with Crohn's Disease and have received radiation therapy for cervical cancer. I am so please with your underwear because they give me the social confidence I need. (My Gastroenterologist said I should be a spokeswoman for your company.) Janet W., July 22, 2002.

"I am very please that your UNDER-EASE had made the trick. You really made my life more pleasant and easy to live (with). Thank you." July 25, 2002.

"I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and UNDER-EASE is an answer to my prayers. Nothing else helped - no pills, medication, nothing." Betty C., September 27, 2002

"I am over 65 years old and take medication (Lipetur) for my cholesterol, and the medication causes offensive gas. UNDER-EASE helps when I go on an airplane and makes me more comfortable in social situations." Dolores B., September 30, 2002.

"I am a circus performer and for years I have been embarrassed to pass gas on stage. People in the audience sometime thinks its part of the act but it isn't. Because of your wonderful product today my audience laughs at my gags and not my gas." P. Maher, October 7, 2002

"I tried the cushion and others products, but it didn't help. These panties REALLY work!", Sharyn F., October 2002

"Please rush that product out hear! Thanks to your husband for his ingenuity. Blessings & bright skies." Kevin, November, 2002

"I bought them for my husband, and he wouldn't wear them at first. Eventually he did, and now he loves them! Thank you so much for inventing them." Carolyn C., December 2002
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