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:	post by a nony mouse at 2007-10-01 09:58:51

Remember when this band was called 'After the Ashes' and played songs comprised of open D chords (about two minutes of a three and a half minute song) with dischords thrown in for good measure? Yeah. Then add some members and continue on the Norma Jean-clone road? Yeah. Then one night they realized that breakdowns and dischords are out, but hammer ons are in? Oh yeah. Then they got a bassist who could tap, because all the good bands have bassists that can tap? Who can forget. Then when they got "signed" to Grind Structure and started structuring their songs in a faux-grind format, which equals more jubba-jubba hammer ons/pull offs? Uh-huh. Then when they decided/realized that their image meant more than their ability to write music and overt obcenity and redundancy was the new thing (like ironicly long names and pluralizations)? I know, right?
Case in point, this band is not good. I was going to put a 'that' in there but thought that it would imply that they had some saving grace.
Go practice more hammer ons and start stealing more riffs.
Congrats.

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