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: post by MarkFuckingRichards at 2007-09-12 12:06:05
I don't have any tranny stories, but there's a hermaphrodite that lives down the street from me who is fucking insane. It prefers to be called a she, even though she looks like a man. She owns like 60 acres or something like that with a bunch of dilapidated trailers all over the place. She allows Brazilian immigrants (most likely illegal aliens though) to live in these trailers if they harvest crops and give her a cut. So she's pretty much in charge of a bunch of serfs. About 2 years ago she accused the town of poisoning the town water supply, which killed her horses. In reality, we don't have a town water supply, we all have our own wells, and her horses died because she malnourished them. A few months later, there were about 4 days of heavy rainfall, washing away a lot of her soil. As soon as the rain was gone, a bunch of horses' corpses were sticking up out of the ground. Fucking awesome.

To top it off, she's dating the local Boy Scout leader who has been convicted of touching boys.

What the hell is wrong with my town?
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