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:	post by SacreligionNLI at 2007-08-03 02:25:09

1) 7 years old: similar to brian's story...pretending i was a wrestler, i did an elbow drop off of a swing set. my left forearm landed between me and the tip of a rock in the ground. broke the forearm, went home to tell my mom and she didn't believe me, so had me wait to see how it was in the morning. wake up in the morning with an arm the size of a 2 liter. go to the hospital to find out it was broken.

2) 12 years old: riding my bike down a hill, i see a 5-6 foot dirt pile and try to ride over it going way too fast. i sail over the thing at like 20 mph and hit the ground from about 7 feet up. smash my ballzac on the main bar and hit my chin on the handlebar, biting off the tip of my tongue. swimming later that day was a grand ole time.

3) 12 years old: sledding at my dad's house when there had just been a snowstorm that dropped about 6" of snow but left a decent coating of ice on the top layer, so it was essentially an oil slick for sleds. on one trip, my 5 year old brother is rolling toy firetrucks over the ice and one slides into my way as i'm going head first. i hit it out of the way but lose balance and am well on my way to a plethora of prickers. i try to grab a small tree to stop my momentum but am too close and jam my right wrist. waaaay broken.

4) 14 years old: riding a skateboard down said hill. get the speed wobbles. broke the same wrist as the sledding incident.

5) 15 years old: at a bmx jumping pit there's an old mountain bike that all the cool, older kids throw around and damage. i try to do the same and grab the bike by the handlebars, swing it around to my back, and launch it over my head. the tip of the seat nails me in the back of the head and i end up in the hospital with a gaping wound that resulted in my losing a part of my skull.

6) 21 years old: go in a mosh pit. right leg is out too far. some guy stomps on it. broken tibia and fibula, and a dislocated ankle. i can finally run again!(not that i ever do)

there's way more too but i can't remember them all right now due to an excessive amount of vino.

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