babyshaker nli said:

2.(this one wasnt my fault) On the way back from lunch in highscool some one through a bottle half full of juice at me. yep a PLASTIC bottle split my head wide open and i was covered in blood. Few staples later and im fine i even pulled em out myself haha

Something like this happened to me. My girl and I are coming home from who knows where, and we're horsing around on our way from the car to the house. She's squirting me with one of those Poland Springs sports bottles, and I'm trying to grab the bottle. I grab for it, she jerks it away. I come around behind her to try a different angle, just as her arm (with the bottle) comes around. WHAM - tip of the sports bottle, RIGHT between the eyes, right across the bridge of my nose. Dazed me a little bit (she managed to crack me pretty good), so I'm kinda holding my nose and trying to shake the stars away. She's goes, "oh my god, are you ok?" I say "I'm not sure," and take my hand away - FOUNTAIN of blood. She split me wide the fuck open with that stupid plastic bottle. I looked like a friggin' prizefighter the next morning, with the dumbest story ever to explain why.