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:	post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco at 2007-05-30 12:08:58

Q What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
A Niggers.

Q. What do black men say during foreplay?
A. "If you scream, Bitch, I'll kill you!"

Q. What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a black?
A. Someone who comes to your door and calls *you* a motherfucker.

Q. What do steroids and the KKK have in common?
A. They both make blacks run real fast.

Q. Why were there no blacks in the cartoon "The Flintstones"?
A. Because they were still monkeys at the time.

Q. Why do white people go to black people's yard sales?
A. To get their shit back of course!!

Q. Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A. "Kentucky Fried Chicken" isn't open on holidays

Q. Why was the wheelbarrow invented?
A. To teach blacks to walk on their hind legs.

Q. What do you call a black man in Harvard University?
A. The janitor

Q. How does a black get into an honest business?
A. Usually through the skylight.

Q. What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
A. The pizza can feed a family of four.

Q. Why are pussy and blacks alike?
A. Because they both have kinky hair, big lips, and smell 1 hour after washing..

Q What is a black birth certificate?
A. A refund letter from a condom company.

Q. How do you get a black kid to take a shower?
A. Open a fire hydrant, and start selling crack on the other side.

Q. What should you say if your TV is floating across your bedroom in the middle of the night?
A. "Drop it nigger!"

Q. What do you call one black man in a crowd of white people?
A. Maine.

Q: What's got 100 balls and fucks blacks?
A: A 12 guauge shotgun.

Q. Do you know why blacks hate asprin?
A. You have to WORK to break the seal.
A. You have to pick through cotton to get to the pills.

Q. Why was the little black boy sitting in the corner crying?
A. He had diarhea and he thought be was melting.

Q. why do they put cotton batten on the top of pill containers?
A. to remind the black's they were cotton pickers before they were drug pushers

Q: Why are black people so tall?
A: Because their knee grows.

Q. What's worse than dying of cancer?
A. Being black and dying of cancer.

Q. Whats the difference between a black person and a pothole?
A. You don't wanna hit the pothole.

Q. Why is there only two palbearers at a nigger's funeral?
A. Because their is only two handles on a garbage can!

Q. Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
A. Identification

Q. Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
A. So birds won't shit on their lips

Q. Why do niggers smell so bad?
A. So blind people can hate them too

Q. Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?
A. He doesn't know he's black

Q. Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
A. He's black

Q. How do you get a nigger down from a tree?
A. Cut the rope

Q. What's the difference between a deer in the road and a nigger in the road?
A. The deer has skid marks in front of it

Q. Why are niggers so strong?
A. T.V.'s are getting heavier

Q. Why are niggers so fast?
A. All slow ones are in jail

Q. How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
A. Take your foot off his head

Q. What is the difference between batman and a black man?
A. Batman can go out at night without robin

Q. What's the definition of mass confusion?
A. Father's Day in Harlem

Q. Why shouldn't you hit a nigger riding a bike?
A. Because the bike is probably yours

Q. What do black kids get for Christmas?
A. Your bike

Q. Why do niggers have red eyes after having sex ?
A. Because of the pepper spray

Q. What's the difference between a nigger and a bike?
A. When you put chains on a bike it doesn't start singing

Q. What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A. A good start

Q. Why are the trees in harlem so close together?
A. Public transportation

Q. What's long and black?
A. The unemployment line

Q. What do black people give their daughter when she turns 13?
A. A baby shower

Q. What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a nigger?
A. A dumb gorilla

Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a nigger?
A. Nothing, monkeys are too smart to fuck niggers

Q. What do niggers and sperm have in common?
A. Only one in two million work

Q. Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
A. Because of the pubic hair on their heads.

Q. How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
A. He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

Q. What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?
A. A gorilla shit in his face

Q. Remember the black guy on The Jetsons???
A. No?? Now doesn't the future look bright?

Q. There's 2 black guys and white guy in a car. Who's driving?
A. The cop

Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 niggers.

Q. Why do police dogs lick their asses?
A. To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

Q. How do you stop a nigger from going out?
A. Pour more gas on him.

Q. How does a black woman fight crime?
A. She has an abortion.

Q. What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A. Neighbor.

Q. Why did so many niggers die in Vietnam?
A. When their commander yelled "get down!" they all got up and danced.

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