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:	post by immortal13 at 2007-05-30 11:32:46

Q. What's the difference between pizza and a jew?
A. Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q. What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and acne?
A. Acne comes on your face after your 8 years old.

Q. How do you fit 500 jews in a car?
A. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, all the rest in the ash tray

So there were three vampires going to a bar. The first one asks for a Bloody Mary, so the bartender makes him one. The second vampire asks for a straight shot of blood, so the bartender makes him one. The third vampire asks for just a glass of water. Confused, the first two vampires ask "Why just water?" The third vampire takes out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea."

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