A mother was in labor for twenty-four hours. The doctor had been with her for the whole time, and he finally saw the head. He told the mother, "Okay, just push some more". Soon, the first arm came out, and CRACK!!! He broke the baby's arm. The mother screamed. "Don't worry ma'am, it's all right" the doctor said. So she pushed some more, and the second arm came out, and SNAP!!! The doctor broke it, too. "Don't worry ma'am, everything's fine" the doctor said.

But at this point, the mother was screaming bloody murder.

Next, he just ripped the baby out, and then yanked the placenta out. He ripped off the umbelical chord, and then started kicking the shit out of the baby. The mother was too weak to do anything but scream. So the doctor grips the baby by the feet and starts smashing it against the wall, sending blood, brain, and shards of bone everywhere

The mother was hysterical, and screamed, "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??? YOU'RE KILLING MY BABY!!!"

The Doctor started cracking up, and laughed out, "Ha Ha, April Fool's Day!!! It was already dead!!!"