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:	post by xeatadickx at 2003-10-18 00:21:09

Ahahahahahahaha, the more a band's built up in an ad, the more they suck...example:

EMPEROR
ad: "Prometheus is album. emperor."
sounds like: the epitome of good, smart black-fucking-metal
reception: emperor is famous.

SVAARSTROM
ad: SVAARSTROM are masters at CRAFTING epic and hypnotic black opuses that will fill your veins with ice!!!! thier blasphemous and RAW assault will unwind your fragile DNA and infuse it with pure HATE!!!!!!!!! TRULY THE NEW KINGS OF BLACK METAL ARE HERE!!!!! LET THIER UNHOLY RIECH DEFILE THE CHRISTIAN SOULS!!!!!!!!!"
sounds like: my toilet
reception: stromgalder's mom lets them make the basement an unholy abyss of pure melevolent vengeance if they do the dishes and are in bed by 11.

and judging by the dictionary relapse poured into that ad, im guessing sulaco is a handicapped chewing on a spoon.

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