I WAS GOING TO TRY OUT FOR MANOWAR BUT I WAS TOOOOO FUCKING LOUD FOR THEM AND I WORE NOTHING ON STAGE, NOTHING BUT THE GIRLS MOUTH WHO WAS BLOWING ME WHILE I PLAYED ALL UP HIGH ON THOSE TIIIIIIINNNNNIE TINY TINY STRINGS, DO YOU KNOW OF THE FRETS NO MERE MORTAL CAN PLAY. WELL LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THEM, NO MERE MORTAL CAN PLAY THEM. YOUD NEED TO BE FUCKING 20 VIRGINS AND GIVING PRAISE TO SATAN TO DO IT. YOU METALCORE FAG POSEURS CANT HANDLE MY SOLOS, ILL MAKE YOUR HEADS EXPLODE JUST BY PICKING UP AN AXE. ITS NOT A GUITAR, ITS AN AXE CAUSE I KILL EMO CHILDREN EVERYTIME I GO ONTO MY MIGHTY THRONE THAT YOU MORTALS CALL A STAGE. I WILL SOLO THE MIGHTEST OF ALL SOLOS I NTHE KEY YOU CAN ONLY CLAIM TO BE WHAT IS NOW AND FOREVER ALWAYS BE KNOWN AS the brown note.