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: post by HHH Moe at 2006-03-10 13:31:28
I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale
Handcuffed lightnin' and throwed thunder's ass in jail
I walked through the graveyard like a bolt of thunder
Made the tombstones jump and put the dead on the wonder

I want you to jump off the Empire State Buildin' in a paper sack
Look up a camel's ass and scare the hump out of his back
Then jump off the Eiffel Tower and land on yo muthafuckin' head
Get up and do the mashed potato and prove to me you ain't dead

Catch the tail of an astro jet and get off at cloud nine
Drink a bottle of Milk of Magnesia and some Red Port wine
Then parachute off the clouds real fast
Land on the White House yard and shit on the grass
Take the President's necktie and wipe yo muthafuckin' ass
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