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:	post by Josh_Martin at 2005-11-11 16:51:58

One time in high school I drank waaaaay too much J.D. and passed out in the passenger seat of my own car. I woke up several hours later at a tollbooth. My best friend at the time took me and my car down to the Bronx to buy drugs. I woke up just as we were hitting the Westchester County tolls on 95 on the way home. My friend, who was now all paranoid from the drugs, started yelling at me "DON'T PUKE AT THE TOLLS DUDE, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T PUKE AT THE TOLLS"
Needless to say, I puked at the toll. Bigtime puked. All over myself. Even the breast pockets of my jacket got filled with puke.
Yada yada yada, I get home expecting to get killed by mother for coming home covered in puke. There was no way I could clean myself up. I get in the door and there's nobody home. Yay! I'm saved. I was so relieved that no one was home that it didn't even occur to me how strange it was that no one was home at 1am. About an hour later my mom shows up. Turned out my little brother was at a party and basically did the same thing I did. He went to the party even though my mom told him not to, so she tracked him down and found him passed out under a porch. He had to go to the emergency room for alchohol poisoning. His little system couldn't take it.
So, because my brother drank too much whiskey and got caught, I was able to get away with drinking too much whiskey.

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